summary: yes they leave blue lock sometimes to buy mcdonalds or whatever bc why not
[ 2:53 pm ]
nagi
i wanna retire already istgisagi
tf?? u don't even work lazy ahh 🤣y/n
you haven't even started ur soccer career bro
keep going u got this !!nagi
yeah and i want it to endreo
dont listen to him
he's just in a bad mood bc he got 9 nuggets instead of 10 LMAO
so now hes cursing the worldchigiri
shouldve gone backraichi
who tf counts their nuggets...nagi
mebarou
never speak to me again i'm so fed up with you just leave me alone you've done enough damage already you fucking piece of shit i cant take it anymore i'm so enraged i hate you so much look what you've doney/n
HOLY FUCK 😭reo
what happened this timekunigami
channeling his inner isagi lmfaoisagi
stfunagi
barou i will break every single bone
in both your legs
slowly and painfully
say goodbye to your soccer careerbachira
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTchigiri
grabbing my popcorn rnisagi
replying to reo
nagi thought it would be funny to change barou's alarm from 8:20 to 8:19
he woke up and lost his shitraichi
i bet barou sets his tv volume to end in a 5 or 0reo
if u do it any other way ur just weirdchigiri
i mean truebachira
barou's schedule is quite meticulous and elaborate, with unwavering dedicationkunigami
bro has a spectacular vernacularrin
Those aren't even big words. You just don't go to school.kunigami
naww we got the diction deputy over here 💀isagi
the alphabet authority 💀reo
the writing warden 💀raichi
the linguistics lieutenant 💀y/n
the sentence sheriff 💀nagi
anyone wanna play among uskunigami
dead gameisagi
who still plays thatnagi
reo paid for a hat so i wanna use itchigiri
ofc he did 😭raichi
hes so whipped
u got him buying stuff from among us LMAOOy/n
gimme the codenagi
ok hold up
SKSJHKy/n
omg what happeneednagi
thats the code dumbass[ 6:29 pm ]
shidou
did i ever tell u guys why i got rejected from universityisagi
no bc no one askedchigiri
whybachira
why do i have the feeling i wont like the answerreo
was ur gpa bad?? 🤨shidou
i was convicted of aggravated assault 😕raichi
rightbachira
wouldn't expect anything lessshidou
u guys have no faith in meisagi
mf maybe bc ur a criminal????shidou
oh cmon dont be like that
i prefer the term 'i got too silly'chigiri
💀y/n
YO IM BACK
just finished rewatching pitch perfectsae
That is the worst movie I've ever seenshidou
its my fav movie ever
we should breed and ask our child what they thinkkunigami
had to rub my eyes to make sure i was reading that rightnagi
isagi
shidou do you want me to end my lifey/n
replying to sae
haha yeah i was just joking
i hate it too like omg its sooo badbachira
ENOUGHshidou
you cant have him
he's miney/n
no he isnt 🤨shidou
then why he fucking me rn????
ahhhhh omg ooo ahhhhhreo
i will glue your fingers together so you cant type anymoreisagi
did blud moan thru textchigiri
SICK.
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Fanfiction𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗶: they dont call me rizzagi for nothin 🥵🐐🔥 𝗿𝗲𝗼: no one calls u that 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇; you are texting the blue lock boys bllk boys x she/her reader cw: suggestive themes