The Signs As Annoying Shit

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Aries: Stubbing your toe

Taurus: That one friend who's always an hour late to do anything

Gemini: Chicken you were about to eat but then you realize it went bad

Cancer: A hangnail with a cut underneath it

Leo: Drunk kids on Twitter

Virgo: When weird family members start touching your hair

Libra: Those people who borrow your money and don't ever pay you back

Scorpio: Nickelback

Sagittarius: White boys who scream like Neanderthals in the middle of the hallway

Capricorn: "How are your grades?"

Aquarius: Not being texted back

Pisces: Your sock slipping off your foot inside your shoe

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