Kyra Tales Season 3

The Tooth, The Horse, and The Brain

Froggo Note:
Okay this story was so stupid and funny that I was dying when I wrote this 😂

Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there lived a man named Bartholomew. He was a man of great stature, with a penchant for the finer things in life. His days were spent lounging about in his luxurious mansion, sipping on the finest wines and eating the most delectable of foods.

One day, as Bartholomew was enjoying a particularly succulent steak, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his tooth. He immediately called for his butler, Jeeves, and demanded that he fetch the finest dentist in the land.

Jeeves, being the dutiful servant that he was, quickly set out to find the best dentist in the land. After much searching, he finally came across a man by the name of Dr. McToothy.

Dr. McToothy arrived at the mansion and examined Bartholomew's tooth. After much prodding and poking, he finally declared that the tooth needed to be extracted.

Bartholomew, being the brave man that he was, agreed to the procedure. Dr. McToothy began to pull on the tooth with all his might, but it wouldn't budge. Bartholomew then suggested that they tie a rope to the tooth and attach it to a horse, who could then pull the tooth out.

Despite Dr. McToothy's protests, Bartholomew insisted that this was the best course of action. And so, a rope was tied to Bartholomew's tooth and attached to a horse.

The horse began to run, and Bartholomew's tooth was yanked out of his mouth. Unfortunately, the force was so strong that it also pulled out Bartholomew's brain.

Jeeves, being the resourceful butler that he was, quickly put Bartholomew's brain back in his head. Bartholomew woke up feeling quite dazed and confused, but was relieved that his tooth had been extracted.

And so, Bartholomew continued to live his life of luxury, albeit with a slightly less intelligent brain. But hey, at least he didn't have a toothache anymore.