Once Upon a time,
In a rain forest far far away,
There was a monkey named Chicko.
Chicko was a God fearing Monkey.
He loved God so much, and went to church every Sunday.
He kept his morals and lived by Godly standards
One day, there was a lady Monkey,
she was very beautiful and loved God just as Chicko did.
They began to talk a lot and ended up falling in love with each other.
One day, Chicko decided it would be the day that he would as Chickita to make her his for forever and a day.
So one day in this glorious rain forest,
Chicko got alone with her and said "Chickita, I love you very much and I wish to spend the rest of my days with you. Will you marry me?"
Chickita looked at Chicko with love full in her eyes.
But soon she began to get very angry.
She slapped him and ran away, screaming "YOU ONLY WANTED ME FOR MY BANANAS!"
She then became enraged. So angry, that she began to rip her clothes apart, and over turn tables.
While Chicko stood there, heart broken and shocked, he then realised what she had said, and meant.
Chickita wasn't a chick.
Chickita had a dick.
THE END :D
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