It was a slow day
You just got out of work nothing much
So you decided to go to the store and buy some cigarettes and a lighter
You then got out the store and sat down in the alleyway smoking
You were tired
You had nothing to do
AND HELL NAH YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE WALKING HOME😭
You just sat there in the alley
Smoking and Alone
A few mins later you reach for something in ur bag and THEN
WOOSH MOTHER FUCKER
IT STARTED RAINING ON UR ASS MWUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
(Sorry I was in my vilian mood)
You got up and casualy started walking home in the rain
You then saw a FAT devil figure on the side of ur eye in the shadows near by
You then quickly look and then you see nothing there
Guess it was my imagination (it was not)
You finally got home and sat down on ur couch WITH UR CLOTHES WET FOR SOME FUCKING REASON 😭
You turned on the TV into the news channel and saw this dude on the super cool 😎 tv that was in a devil outfit
You herd that he escaped from jail
Tbh
You didn't care
It's not ur issue
You ain't the one dying
You then hear a knock on the door
You jumped a bit and then you got up and opened the door
It was the mailman (it's just Bob pretending to be the mailman)
He then gives you the package and walks away
Your just standing there with the door wide opened confused BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ORDER SHIT
You then started to shake it because u were curious(I swear to God that could of been a pipe bomb💀)
You then decided to open the box
You would see hand cuffs and bondage stuff
Then you shouted "WHAT THE FUCK-"
You then randomly herd the door slam closed
DUMBASS SOMEONE IS IN UR HOUSE NOW BECAUSE YOU LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN YOU SON OF A BIT-
You then just stood there in a second in fear that someone is in ur house
Then you decided to not be stupid and you run out the door
When you got halfway out the door something grabbed you by the shirt
You got then yanked back into the house
You yelped a bit and then you look behind ur back
It was the devil dude in the Halloween costume that was on the news😱😱😱😱
You stared at him for a second and then you started blushing and you thought to urself
"Damn he's hot"
(LETS IGNORE THE FACT HE BROKE INTO OUR HOUSE AND WE FEEL IN LOVE WITH HIM 😭)
The dude would then start to speak
"Why hello there sir it seems like ur in quite of a issue right now~"
Bob would start drooling and would take out his knife and place it near ur neck
Bob would then say "now give me a reason on why you should live~"
You then randomly yelled "BECAUSE UR HOT-"
Bob would then freeze for a second and would start blushing he dropped the knife in shock
(Y'ALL I'M SO SORRY BUT TO BE CONTINUED RN SINCE I'M WRITING THIS AT 3 AM AGAIN)
