𝐋𝐎𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 • countryhumans

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A.N
AM BACK MY HUNS <333
TAKE THIS SHITTY SHORT CHAPTER OF A SIDE STORY AS AN APOLOGY

I have a simple sentence to say.

The group chat is wild.

There is Australia, going on and on about animals with his sister. Vatican screaming holiness at Russia, but Russia doesn't give a fuck. Pakistan was hating on India and America protecting India, Russia didn't like America talking closely with his ally India.

China keeps on getting slapped by Vietnam since he keeps on staring at her and other ladies' bodies. France also threw her shoe at Britain, and Britain cried. This information was provided in the group chat for me. England kept on protesting against America to not dump tea into the ocean, and Britain said that he is with his sister(England).

And the countries that were invaded by J.E made an alliance and are starting rumours about J.E.

The organisations are not happy.

Saudi Arabia:
I shan't say unholy words.

America:
Niger

Niger:
🤬🤬🤬🤬

America:
I only said youre name bruh

Libya:
We all know what u mdvd

America:
'mdvb:

You:
He spelt the wrong spelling wrong AND put ':' instead of '''

Britain:
Fucking useless.

Spain:
Youre fucking someone called 'useless'..?
WE JUST GOT MARRIED ONLY 6 YEARS AGO!
Sorry France. luv u

France :
Des morceaux de merde tout autour de moi. Sauf mes enfants et l'humain.

You:
<33

France:
<3

Third Reich:
Oh, jetzt betrügst du mich, Frankreich?

Britain:
Excuse me? You and France are together?

France :
n-o, nein non

Soviet Union:
don't go on a rampage.

Third Reich:
Ha.

Egypt:
dryasslaugh

China:
🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆 🍆💦🍆💦🍆🍆🍆💦🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦💦 💦🍆

Germany:
Y/N DONT LOOK

You:
I looked

Prussia:
🤧

America:
You are so horny... Ew.

NATO:
What did I just read?

Russia:
Burn in hell

Ukraine:
NATO
HELP

Russia:
YOU SHUT UP

You:
be nice! (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Solomon Islands:
Sorry hun :(

Poland:
And why should we listen to YOU, weakling?

You:
Who got invaded 2 times, probably gonna get invaded more because WEAK?

Belarus:
BURNNNNN

Argentina:
I CAN SEE THE HOT DOGS BURNING
HELLPP

Mexico:
NOOO MY TACOS ARE ON THERE WITH THE ENCHILADAS ARE ON THERE

You:
THE ENCHILADAS NOOOOOOOO
Also
Canada
I need to ask u smth

Canada:
Hm?

Uzbekistan:
Are you two getting married!!!?
Please invite me!

You:
NEIN, BUT I WILL INVITE YOU WHEN I GET MARRY

J.E:
来てもいい?

You:
Huh?

Third Reich:
Sie sagte, sie möchte auch zu ihrer zukünftigen Hochzeit kommen.

You:
oh! tq

Third Reich:
Kein Problem, Schatz.

You:
you jus called me darling
anyway
Canada

Canada:
Yesss?

You:
I'll get straight to the point.

Kazakhstan:
Please don't get married

You:
Boy
Shut up
and Canada.
Whyd you make PornHub

Germany:
WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS INFORMATION, N/N?!

Canada:
uh

America:
HAHAHAHAHAH

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

A.n
sorry for this short and horrible chapter-