Story starts off where Dale and Saul are going to Reds house
While Dale and Saul were walking to Reds house he thought about calling you
*Hey maybe I should call y/n*
"Dale...dale"
"Yeah what's up?"
"hey should I call my friend y/n?"
"Like when? NOW!?"
"Yeah"
"Saul! We smashed our fucking phones remember!"
"Oh yeah right right fuck"
Saul was thinking about how when they get to Reds house he could just call you there and maybe when everyone was there you could come
"Look it's like my thumbs my cock"
"We're not going to get a ride like that"
Saul and Dale eventually got a ride to Reds house You and Saul usually always hang out but lately you haven't been hanging like normal and now with the whole cops killing Asians and the Ted Jones guy and his love for murder he hasn't had a chance to reach out to you he actually was supposed to hang out with you today but you know stuff they got to Reds house and Saul knocked on the door
"Ay who is it"
Red opened the hatch on the door to see Saul and Dale and after being introduced to Dale he let them in
"Wanna buy some drugs"
"Frisk me"
Red pretends to check Saul like a cop and after seeing an uncomfortable Dale
"Oh red what happened to your lip"
"Uhh it's a cold sore never had one before and I cried"
"Cold sore does does that mean like herpes"
"Yeah"
"AHH do you know how many joints we shared dude"
"Yeah I know I'm a disgusting person"
Red heads to the kitchen decorating a cake
"Can I have some of that"
"No you cannot have some of this is for my cat...it's his birthday today"
"I-I don't see no cat did it like run away you let it out or something"
"He died 4 months ago and it's tradition that I wake up early and make his favorite cake"
"Your cats in cat heaven"
"True although he was a little fucker he could be in hell actually hey Saul how's y/n?"
"Uhh you know she's good she's great last time I checked"
"Yeah and when was that hmm?"
"Two weeks ago..."
"Well what if she's doing bad you don't know because you haven't checked in on her"
"Good point actually red can I use your phone to call y/n"
"Yeah dude I don't care phone her up"
"Sweet"
Saul went over in the corner with the bong and called you number while Dale stayed by the counter with Red
"Who's the uhh y/n chick Saul's talking about he was asking me if we could call her on the pay phones but we had to hurry up here"
"Oh that's just Saul's freind actually best friend y/n's my friend to she's badass chill they known each other since like highschool I believe"
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pineapple express girl
Fanfictionthis is a saul silver from my top fav movies pineapple express it's getting taken off of Netflix at the end of February this year so yeah inspiration I guess this is a saul x reader fic bc I love saul and yk if u haven't watched pineapple express th...
