Heket: Kallamar and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Kallamar: We what?
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Lamb: Anyone d-
Ratoo: Depressed?
Clauneck: Drained?
Shamura: Dumb?
Leshy: Disliked?
Lamb: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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Heket: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Shamura: His name was Jared he's 19.
Kallamar: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Leshy, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Clauneck, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Ratau: Horrible job everyone.
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Lamb: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Lamb: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Leshy: I know what you're up to.
Lamb: Really? Because I barely know.
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Clauneck: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Kallamar: Not if they consent to it.
Leshy: Depends on who your stabbing.
Lamb: YES??!!?
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Kallamar: I told Clauneck to grab snacks for everyone.
Ratoo, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Kallamar, Clauneck, and Lamb raise their hands*
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Kallamar, watching Leshy and Heket fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Shamura, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Kallamar: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Leshy: Shamura.
Heket: Shamura.
Shamura: Me.
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cult of the lamb incorrect quotes cuz fuck you
RandomAll from a random incorrect quote generator and i pick the ones i think are kinda accurate
