Kallamar: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
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Kallamar: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Ratau: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Kallamar: Weight loss? Drink water.
Ratoo: Clear skin? Drink water.
Lamb: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Lamb: Ratau won't wake up, what do I do?
Narinder: Did you try kicking them?
Lamb: Yes.
Narinder: I'm out of ideas.
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Lamb: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Clauneck: We're not friends.
Lamb, holding an axe: We're going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Heket: All in all, a 100 successful trip.
Shamura: But we lost Kallamar.
Heket: All in all, a 100 successful trip!
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Kallamar: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Helob: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Kallamar for dinner.
Heket: What is wrong with you people?
Narinder: Shut up, chocolate.
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Lamb: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Ratau: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Lamb: It sucks.
Ratau: That's not constructive criticism.
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Ratau: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Heket: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Shamura: Do you ever think? Because I do not.
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cult of the lamb incorrect quotes cuz fuck you
RandomAll from a random incorrect quote generator and i pick the ones i think are kinda accurate
