Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Kallamar: Oh no, that's terrible!
Shamura: Did they win?
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Lamb: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
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Lamb: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
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Lamb: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Lamb: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
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Clauneck: New year, new me.
Kallamar: Bitch, it's August.
Clauneck: Time is an illusion.
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Sozo: Damn, the power went out.
Helob: Don't worry, I got this.
Helob: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Sozo: What-?
Helob: I swallowed a glow stick!
Sozo, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Lamb: As your best friend—
Sozo: Ratoo is my best friend.
Lamb, holding a knife: As your best friend—
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Lamb: Look, Heket! It's the good Kush!
Heket: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?
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Ratau: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Shamura: Did you just make that up?
Ratau: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Shamura:
Ratau: A really long fortune cookie.
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Shamura: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Narinder: Hey, Shamura.
Shamura: GODDAMNIT!
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Sozo: Helob...
Helob: Oh no, 'Helob' in B flat.
Helob: You're disappointed.
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Ratoo: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Ratau: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Clauneck, handing a balloon to Kallamar: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Kallamar, walking off: I don't have one either.
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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Lamb: Thanks fam!
Heket: Oh no.
Narinder: *cries* I love you too.
Helob: Sounds fake, but okay.
Sozo: *A flustered mess*
Ratau: Can I get a refund?
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Shamura: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Ratau: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.
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Helob: How stupid do you think I am?!
Sozo: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Heket: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Narinder: A horrible decision, really.
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cult of the lamb incorrect quotes cuz fuck you
RandomAll from a random incorrect quote generator and i pick the ones i think are kinda accurate
