Mid-2002...
Barnacles and Shellington went outside into the Canadian weather, as they were walking, both of them sat down at a picnic table and started getting their lunch out, Shellington looked over Barnacles' shoulders and saw a small group of pledges with the Fraternity that he saw on his first day of college, Omega Zeta Mu
(Or this if you know your Greek 👉🏻ΩΖΜ.)
This particular Fraternity house is tough to get into for any reason. One, if your father did not go to this Fraternity then you can't get in, two, if you are not fit then that's out of the question as well. And so forth, Shellington got up and walked over to the Frat boys, and Barnacles noticed and followed his friend with a mouth full of cold chicken.
"There is no way I can't do this, Michael!" One pledge said,
Michael the Long Hair Dachshund, the big brother of Omega Zeta Mu, was hazing one of the new pledges. He crosses his arms in disappointment as Shellington and Barnacles get concerned about the pledges' safety,
"Bud, if you don't jump into this creek, then you're out man!" Michael objected,
The pledge looked over the creek, it looked cold, shallow, and dangerous, the big brother was waiting for him to jump in until Shellington and Barnacles walked up to Michael,
"Excuse us," Barnacles said,
Michael turned around as the pledge jumped into the creek, the other pledges and big brothers were looking at the two critters. Shellington and Barnacles saw that the new pledges were wearing dummies around their neck and some of them had them in their mouth as if they were babies, they were also wearing white t-shirts with words on them that either said, 'Crybaby' or 'Rookie low-life loser' and even 'Jelly belly'. And so on. The other pledge in the creek was screaming in pain due to the cold temperature in the water and possibly twisted his ankle,
"Is he okay?" Shellington said in concern
"He'll walk it off," Michael said as he shifted his focus to the new pledge, "Don't be a Crybaby! SANDI! EMBRACE THE COLD WATER AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN! SPOILED SANDI!"
"Hey!" Barnacles said firmly, "That's not very nice! How would you know if he's spoiled?"
Michael chuckled sarcastically as he walked up closer to the polar bear and sea otter thinking that they were naive,
"Oh really..." Michael said, "Spoiled Sandi over there, he came from a family of wealth, and then one day, Sandi got surgery on his lower back, and then his family felt guilty about what they've done to him and so they spoiled him. So what I'm doing is that I'm straightening him up to become a man, along with these other Pledges too. And by the looks of you two, I can see that you two are not Omega Zeta Mu material. Your nose is too big, your teeth look like they've come out of a horror movie, and your polar bear looks like the ripped-off version of David Bowie with that haircut. NOW BEAT IT!"
Shellington clinches his fist in anger as he was about to let his temper get to him, Barnacles saw that his friend's face was turning five-shades of red as he got in front of him just in case Shellington might attack Michael,
"Easy, Shellington, Temper..." Barnacles said calmly, "We'll beat it..."
Meanwhile, back in the room, Damian was sitting on the couch as he listened to Shellington renting about Michael
"THE AUDACITY OF THAT GUY!" Shellington said in rage, "BULLYING AND TORTURING THOSE GUYS JUST TO GET INTO THAT STUPID FRAT HOUSE! OH! IF ONLY I COULD HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STRAIGHTEN HIM UP!"
