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"you want a favour from me?" jimin got all excited
"i need you to tell yoongi you're taking him somewhere, but you're going to un up taking him to couple therapy" you explained, "nothing else"
"i ain't paying fifty dollars for that shit"
"we are supposed to split it" you remarked, "i pay twenty five and you pay twenty five"
"i told yoongi this, the free couple therapy is sex" jimin explained
"what?" you raised an eyebrow
"couples get all romantic once they get a good fuck, like us" jimin winked
"we never did it" you gave him a look, "plus we aren't dating"
"still"
"back on topic. if you aren't willing to pay how are we taking them to therapy?"
"i got an idea"
t w o h o u r s l a t e r
"jimin's couple therapy?" yoongi read out loud the paper sign taped on jimin's apartment door
the two open the door, seeing jimin and you sitting on chairs in front of the couch
"come in" jimin waved, alerting the two to come and sit
"i'm sorry" you mouthed to mina
"so what's the problem, mr.min" jimin looked down at his notebook
"jimin first of all what the fuck is this?" yoongi crossed his arms
"shhh, it's cheaper" jimin placed a finger on yoongi's lips or his so called 'client's' lips
"jimin you can address them by their first name" you rolled your eyes
"let me enjoy this y/n" jimin ran his fingers though his hair, "back to you mr.min sorry my assistant is being annoying" he stared at you, "so what's the problem?"
"there's none" yoongi scoffed, knowing this was pointless
"well the problem is, yoongi and i don't stop bickering" mina answered for yoongi
"was i asking you?" jimin looked at mina
"no"
"okay so ms.choi what's the problem?" jimin asked mina
mina rolled her eyes, "y/n i thought we were going to actual couples therapy"
"someone didn't want to pay the price" you glance over to jimin
"did i ask you to speak?" jimin glared at you, "so sorry for the problems, i think i would have to fire someone"
"can i hand out the papers?" you showed the papers you had in your hand
"go ahead" he alerted his attention back in the un happy couple, "this paper tells you how to cope with these problems of arguing"
mina and yoongi skimmed through it, making eye contact soon after
JIMIN'S DATING SOLUTIONS AT THE CHEAP PRICE OF $3.99
1. KISSING 2. MAKING OUT
*BEST DEAL* 3. FUCKING EACH OTHER
"why do we have to pay?" yoongi raised an eyebrow
"that wasn't clear" jimin looked at the paper yoongi was holding,"that's if you want a tutorial by y/n and i" jimin gave you a smirk
"i didn't have any agreement to this" you raise your hands in the air, acting like your were innocent
"this is nice and knowing that you two care but" mina sighed, "this is no help"
"i agree" yoongi scoffed
"you two just agreed!" jimin got all excited, "i told you my therapy wasn't stupid" he pointed a finger at you
"it was one little thing, this doesn't mean they'll be good forever" you lower your brows
"y/n has a point" mina remarked, "thank you, but i'm going"
mina got up from her spot, with yoongi soon walking behind her
the door soon shut, you eyes jimin, "why couldn't you pay twenty five dollars?"
"i'm broke" he remarked
"what do you do with your salary?" you stared at him, crossing your arms
"that's rude, you can't ask a man their salary"
you sighed, "you can take off the glasses now"
"no, it makes me look smart" jimin rearrange his glasses, making them in a comfortable position. he had stoled them from his mom's room, wanting to look like a stereotypical therapist
"jimin i have to go" you got up
"let me drop you off" jimin offered
"i'm going to bus it"
"it's not safe" he said in a concern tone
"i'll be fine" you opened the apartment door, "see you tomorrow jimin"
he smiled, "see ya, i love—" the door had shut, before you could hear the end of jimin's sentence
