Fade back to the Brian's office, Charlie Brown is taking a breather while the executive asks what happens next.
Brian: Yeah, yeah, then what happens?
Charlie Brown continues narrating as he reads the tenth page of the script.
Charlie Brown: Page 10. The day after the masquerade ball, Snow White felt perked up by the fact that she's loved and loved back in return and every since then Snow White become more beautiful not just from the outer appearance but from within. Until...
Brian: Until what?
Fade back into the story, Queen Lucy approach her mirror and asked the usual question. The song in this scene is arranged in the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar's This Jesus Must Die.
Charlie Brown [voice over]: Until the Queen ask her looking glass the usual question, of course.
Lucy [singing]:
Looking glass, upon the wall.
Who in this land is fairest of all?
Sally [singing]:
Queen of loveliness, you are fair is true.
But Snow White is a lot more fairer than you.
[Queen Lucy is completely horror-stricken with Sally's answer as her face turns green and yellow with envy and her eyes blood red with rage. The townspeople praising for the upcoming wedding of Prince Pierre and Snow White.]
Townspeople (off screen):
Long live Snow White and her Prince (x4)
Lucy:
You lied, you stupid mirror she just a phony child.
I'm saying that you're a liar, liar, pant on fire!
You lied, you LIED!
Townspeople:
Long live Snow White
Lucy:
You lied, you LIED!
Townspeople:
Whom heart that shine like a light.
Sally;
Your highness I'm telling you is the truth.
Snow White is a thousand time more fairer than you.
Lucy:
You lied, you LIED!
Townspeople:
Long live Snow White.
Lucy:
You lied, you LIED!
Queen Lucy noticed Snow White playing in the courtyard.
Sally:
Look your highness, she's right outside the yard. Your highness, should I call the Royal guards?
Lucy:
NO WAIT! I need a more permanent solution to this problem.
Sally:
What then to do about princess Snow White.
Skin white as snow, hair black as night.
No riots, no armies, but she's a knockout.
Lucy:
I won't give up my title without a fight!
I cannot leave her in the people's hand.
As long as she's live I'm not the fairest in the land.
Sally:
But how you gonna stop her, her popularity increases by leap every minute,
She's the head of the fair band!
Lucy:
I see... bad times are coming, the crowd crown her queen, which I'll be banned.
I see... my cancellation, my annihilation because of one woman.
My annihilation, because of one woman.
Sally: Because, because, because of one woman.
Lucy: My annihilation because of one woman.
Sally and Lucy: Because, because, because of one, cause of one, cause of one woman.
[Lucy's temper is slowly boiling over as Sally asks of her solution to Snow White.]
Sally:
What're you gonna about this Snow White Mania? How you going to deal with this new beauty queen?
Where can you start with a woman who's bigger than Cinderella was which her glass slipper thing.
Lucy:
FOOL! You have no perception, the stakes I'm gambling is dangerously high.
I must crush her completely so like Cinderella before her, Snow White must die.
To be the fairest in the land, Snow White must die.
Sally and Lucy:
Must die, must die, Snow White must die.
Lucy:
To be the fairest in the land, Snow White must die.
Sally and Lucy:
Must die, must die. Snow White must...Snow White must...Snow White must... DIE!
Lucy [spoken]: But how? In what fashion, of course.
Then Lucy has a eureka moment as a candle pops up in her head as she has an evil, ingenious idea.
Lucy: I got it! I know I get rid of Snow White, once and for all! HAHAHAHA!
Scene fade to black.
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Snow White and the Seven Peanuts
FanfictionThe classic story of "Little Snow White" with a Peanuts as told by Charlie Brown who is pitching a idea for an tv movie towards Paramount head Brian Robbins.
