How To Murder Someone With Band-Aids

Simple

Band-Aid target's mouth shut.

Band-Aid target's nose shut. Pour water into target's mouth. Band-Aid target's mouth shut.

Band-Aid target's eyes shut. Optional: Push target over.

Place multiple Band-Aids into glass of water. Give glass to target. Hope that target chokes.

Cover hand in Band-Aids: sticky-side up. Proceed to bitch slap target in face.

Draw scary face on Band-Aid (ensure that scary face is actually scary). Place on target's finger when target is asleep. Wait for target to die of fear.

Stuff Band-Aids into target's nostrils. Watch as target's breathing becomes obstructed.

Write funny comment making fun of target on extra large Band-Aid (ensure that comment is within social reason). Secretly stick to target's back. Watch people laugh at target. Watch target die of embarrassment.

Place harmful chemicals on Band-Aid. Stick Bad-Aid to target's nostrils.

Stick large Band-Aid to target's forearm; ensure that arm-hair is underneath. Tear off without prior warning. Listen to their scream and savour it.

Stick enormous Band-Aid around target's throat too tight. Watch as target suffers from discomfort.

Band-Aid target's eyes open. Watch and wait.

Shove a Band-Aid where the sun don't shine.

Put Band-Aid in target's hair. Bonus points if there are hundreds. (Side note: This does not work if target has no hair.)