Round 10: Kinkajou vs Darkstalker

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Well, said Cricket, we are here today with Kinkajou the Mighty and Darkstalker the Powerful

When did we get these titles? asked Kinkajou

DARKSTALKERS BACK!! said Darkstalker

Oh no, said Winter

Oh no, said Qibli

Oh no, said Peril

Oh no, said Turtle

Oh no, cries everyone at JM

AHHHH, shrieks everyone except Moon in Pyrrhia

DARKSTALKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR! cried Moon

MOOOON, cried Darkstalker

Imissedyou! cried Moon

Didyouseemylastbattle!!! said Darkstalker

YOU HAD A BATTLE AND NO ONE TOLD ME!!! said Moon

Uhhh, said Qibli

Uhmmmmmmmmm, said Winter

We forgot! Both of them said

Awww your so cute togeth, said Moon, but seriously guys

Wait what? they said together

STOP!! WINTER AND QIBLI Said

They are soooo cute, said Kinkajou

Ikr, said Moon, I so ship Qinter

Anyway, said Cricket, lets start!!


Kinkajou: 

I ship Qinter point 1

But that's not what I am getting too to be honest

Look I have better things to do than rap against you

So just shut up and die already

Or I will eat you as a fish fry

I don't even eat meat

But perhaps you will taste fine

You changed my appetite

I thought that was impossible

But eating you will just feel right

Now ik what your thinkin

A little dark for cute little Kink

Well tonight I am having darkstalky stew for dinner

And I know its right and fine

HAAHA



Uhm~ said Blue

I KNEW IT! said Cricket

What? asked Blue

KINKAJOU IS A SECRET WITCH AND SHE MURDERS BAD GUYS AT NIGHT! cried Luna

Yeah!! said Sundew, those hunting missions were so worth it

YOU GUYS DO WHAT! BLUE CRIED OUT

Nothin, said Cricket

Yeah, said Luna

Are you okay, said sUNDEW

Kinkajou looks innocent as normal.

Are you okay, said Kink

No, said Blue

Anyway Darkstalker go, said Luna.


Darkstalker:

I had it all

Oh glorious power

Filled with Darkness

Never cowered

Mighta lost to a tiny rainwing 

But I got better

I think its time you stop fretting

Look I am not the same

Went to Praekontis

And took a shower

I think you need to think a bit differently

I am not that evil anymore



Hmm, said Cricket, they were both good but I say Kink

I am so confused rn about Kink so I say Darkstalker, said Blue

Kink no doubt, said Sundew

Yeah kinkajou, said Luna


I will be back!!! cried Darkstalker

Darkstalker disappears

Well- said Cricket

Jk! he said, told you I changed!

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