Bonus: Riptide vs Whirlpool

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These are bonus chapters that don't go into the challenge. There will be some more. Also these are shorter. I'm tryna update everyday, but it's almost summer so progress may slow down, sry. Also in bonus rounds there can be up to 3 judges that have relation to contestants so the Pantala gang is only commentary.

So today, said Luna, welcome riptide, the squid-brain who will be singing about his love for Tsunami, and Whirlpool, the slimy eel who tried to kill Tsunami for the throne.

Can we just get on with it, said Whirlpool.

You have no right to talk, said Sundew, cause your the ***** who tried to kill Tsunami which was very dumb because obviously Tsunami is smarter.

Bruh, said Whirlpool, the voting is so biased.

We vote for who's rap is better, said Luna, not the better person.

Welp, said Riptide, we all know who is better.

Yep, said Whirlpool, me obviously.

Can you fit in the atom-sized brain of yours that I am clearly more smarter then you eel, said Riptide.

One more thing, said Cricket, we aren't choosing the winner.

Wait, said Riptide, If Coral is choosing than-

Now you know how it is for me, interuppted Whirlppol.

Less talking more rapping, said Sundew.

I'll do a favor for the eel and go first, said Riptide.

Thank you, said Cricket.

I'm not scared, said Whirlpool.

I mean't the fact that you will probably take forever trying to find a song to copyright, said Riptide.

I'm not Blister, said Whirlpool, I ain't gonna ccopyright

Then ya gonna lose, said Riptide.

So you think, replied Whirlpool.

So who even is the judge? asked Riptide

I am squid brain, said a voice.

TSUNAMI!!! cried Riptide, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TALONS OF PEACE. THE MOST SORRIEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Awwww, said Tsunami sweetly, But I don't forgive you.

WHY?!!! Riptide sobbed, I KNOW I DID WRONG. I AM THE WORST PERSON EVER AND DON'T DESERVE YOUR LOVE! EVEN WHIRLPOOL IS BETTER.

Weren't you just saying how you were the best person to live and how much better you are than me, asked Riptide amused.

Damn, said Tsunami, All I wanted was a reaction!

Oh, said Riptide getting up, ermmmmmmmm.

Whatev, said Tsunami, love you! Also Whirlpool shut up. 

Why is everyone swearing at me, asked Whirlpool.

1, said Riptide, you suck. 

2, said Tsunami, shut up isn't swearing

3, finished a voice, you got killed by your own kind eel.

It was Anemone holding Auklet.

Murderer!!! cried 

We're the judges, said Anemone, also magic is temporarily disabled.

Ok, said Cricket, now that our judges are here we can start rapping.

Yes of course, said Riptide, me first.

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