umbridge wandered around a mall. she had just broken up with snape because he is a ugly fat annoying bitch. and she also got fired from hogwarts. then she ran into someone's belly. "hey! look where ur going!" umbridge exclaimed. "sorry" said a gruff voice. umbridge looked up and saw an extremely handsome fat green man. "i-i-i-its alri-i-ight" umbridge stuttered going deep red. "see you around" said the handsome man. "o-o-okay" umbridge stuttered again.
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shrek x umbridge
Humorso basically i made a book about my fav ship ever (don't ask lmfao) no hate plz <3 i made this in class lmao also plz go to therapy if ur gonna read this and if u can plz bring me with u
