Hazbin Hotel #pilot pt.2

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The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen laying her head against the window with her ruined jacket after Katie Killjoy attacked her as she looking out the window, while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel and Annie Dust

Charlie sighs, Vaggie's eye twitches as Angel Dust can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly while Annie is filing her nails, Vaggie then scrunches up her face

Angel Dust: *starting to notice her staring*...what?

Vaggie: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were the both of you THINKING?! *rips off her hair*

Angel Dust: *sighs* We owed our girl buddy a solid Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? *air quotes* Helping friends with stuff? *rolls eyes*

Annie Dust: *looks up and places her file in his hair* yeah! You got to at least give us some credit!

Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial
genocide!

Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! *Inhales* It wasn't that bad, anyway. *proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller*

Vaggie: *Throws a folded pocket knife at window roller*

Angel dust: Aw, come on! We had to! *brushes back hair* Our credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would me and Annie have if people found out the both of us was tryna go clean? It just throws out our entire persona! *suggestively pushing up his chest floof*

Annie dust: We didn't earn our street cred from giving out free b-jobs or r-jobs vags *pulls out make up bag* we had to actually and literally break our backs to get it!

Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's *gestures at Charlie* Your little stunt you both pulled made us look like a fucking joke! *combusts*

Angel: *scoffs* No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh..... look uh.... *looks towards his sister* Annie what did we make them look like?

Annie Dust: * applying lipstick* sad Angel

Angel Dust: Yeah, sad!* camera pans to Charlie* And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! *camera focuses back on him* Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! *pstarts looking around the limousine* This thing have any liquor?

Vaggie: Can the both of you please just try to take this seriously?

Angel Dust: *flicks off a dust bunny* Fine, we'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby~ *snaps finger at her while smiling*

Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!

Angel Dust: *groans* Whatever pisses you off more, is there seriously no liquor in here?!

Vaggie: *returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms* I'm gonna kill 'em

Angel Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make us double dead? Hah, and where exactly do we go? To Double Hell?! *laughs*

Annie Dust: *puts away make up* Sorry, you're stuck with us, bitch. Get used to it *folds her arms confidently*

Vaggie: *angrily grits her teeth* Come mierda malparido! [Translate: Shit-eating motherfucker]

Angel Dust: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt?

Annie Dust: Yeah, most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! *looks out the limousine window, smirking* You got a bunch a fuckin' harlequin-looking babies down here! *laughing*

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