Sonikku: XD you got a wonderful dare!
Scourge: WHO?! *gets all excited*
Shadow: -_- its scourge I know it...
Sonikku: yep! Its from Ornstein1236! He dares you scourge to date everyone in a day!
Scourge: Ok. But I have to ask shadow out first XD
Shadow: WHAT?! HELL NO!! *hides behind Soni*
Scourge: XD it was a joke stripes.
Sonikku: well ask everyone out!!
Scourge: HEY AMY?!
Amy: yea scourge.
Scourge: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!
Amy: OMG YESS!!!
Scourge: Amy?
Amy: YES SCOURGIE?!
Scourge: its over... XD
Amy:.....YOU LITTLE FUCKER!! *pulls out her piko piko hammer*
Scourge: OH SHIZ!! *hides behind Soni*
Sonikku: *stops Amy* STOP WOMAN! IT WAS A DARE DAMN!
Amy: I hate you guys....
Sonikku, Scourge & Shadow: we hate you too!!
Amy: *starts crying and runs to sonic* SONIC!! SONIC!!
Sonikku: -_- wow...
Shadow: heh, good luck doing that to every girl scourge.
Scourge: sonikku will you go out with me?
Sonikku: nope. *pushes scourge away* THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL!!
Scourge: wtf?
Shadow: -_- I swear she just called herself a hoe.
Sonikku: I AM NOT A HOE!! *slaps the shit out of shadow* SCOURGE IS THE HOE HERE!!
Scourge: HEY! Wait- I can't deny that....fuck...
Shadow: -_- *walks away*
Scourge: Hey Fiona?
Fiona: what?
Scourge: will you marry me?! *sparkily eyes*
Fiona: OH YES SCOURGE I WILL!!
Scourge: I wonna divorce.
Fiona: O_O *jumps off a cliff* XD
Sonikku: XD wow scourge! Your great at this! XD hahaha!
Scourge: :C every girl is gonna hate me now. FFUUUCCCKKK!!
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HumorThis is just a story where people can ask scourge and shadow questions. Any question at all and I will answer them as soon as possible. I will try to make it funny so don't hate :D
