the wolf pack

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the wolf pack 😼

pops: alright who changed the
groupchat name back to this

tobs: hehehe 🤭

mumma: MAISEY AUDREY LUPIN
TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR DATE
RIGHT NOW OR YOUR GROUNDED

may: you can't ground me
at hogwarts 😋

pops: i'm literally your professor.

may: o shit forgot about that
may: anyways it was amazing
may: i was a bit nervous about going on
another date and catching feelings after
he-who-shall-not-be-named but it's george
i shouldn't have been worried

pops: so he treated you well?

mumma: it's molly weasley's child of course
he treated her well
mumma: that's like asking if toby or harry
treated a girl well
mumma: lily and i would disown them
if they didn't

pops: yeah i guess you're right

mumma: im always right
mumma: we've been together for like
19 years you should know this by now

tobs: wow you two are old

mumma: and i see you're still stuck
in the friend zone with luna

pops: OH SHIT

may: AHAHAHA SHE GOT YOU
THERE TOBS

tobs: im 13 years old you shouldn't
be rushing me into a relationship old lady 😒

pops: in a few weeks you'll be 14

mumma: my babies are growing
up so fast 😢😢😢
mumma: remus love let's have another

may: please don't talk about this here

pops: honey we can't keep having
another child once ours get older

mumma: 😕
mumma: but may and tobs are
going to not need us anymore

tobs: mum i'll always need you
tobs: idk how to wash my own underwear

may: you're absolutely disgusting toby

tobs: you are the disgusting one
tobs: was that a hickey i saw on
your neck earlier?

may: im actually going to murder you.

pops: do we need to have
the talk again?

may: im leaving.

mumma: wait no honey
this is an important conversation!!!
mumma: me and your father started
to have sex around this age and we just
want to make sure you are being safe!!!

may: look at what you started toby.

toby: wow what a coincidence
luna just texted me saying she needs
help in the greenhouse gotta blast!!!!

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@toby.lupin:

lupin:

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luna found a turtle but wouldn't let me keep it as a pet :(
tagged: @lunalovegood

comments:
@lunalovegood: turtles belong in nature toto!!!
@toby.lupin: i know but i wanted my own ninja turtle

@ced.diggory: are those my missing sunglasses?
@toby.lupin: what? no? you're crazy i'm not even wearing sunglasses lol

@maisey.lupin: mum and dad are still
trying to give me the talk.
@toby.lupin: IM SORRY

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tobs 💩

may: toto 🤨

tobs: shut up.

may: alright ig i'm dorothy then

tobs: i despise you.

may: see you later toto xx

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