Bella:
I need help
Guys
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
I CAN'T TAKE IT
HELP JSDFJIOEHF
Cissy:
Are you okay?
Andy:
Oh yeah she's fine lol
Just in love
Bella:
How do u know
WHO TOLD YOU
Andy:
Sirius
But also
I recognize Gay Disaster Bella when i see her
Cissy:
How come I didn't hear about this?
Andy:
Siri doesn't like u
Probably because ur literally his age but u text like his mother
Cissy:
I have perfectly reasonable texting habits!
Andy:
I have never seen u use an acronym
Literally ever
Sometimes i don't think u know how to use them
Bella:
Back to MY problem
Andy:
Wow bella's the narcissist of the year
Bella:
Shut up that's cissy's job
Anyway
I have a problem
Andy:
And her name is Hermioneeeee
Cissy:
I feel so out of the loop.
Bella:
First of all cissy no one uses periods after their texts anymore
Unless they're being passive aggressive
Get with the times
And second of all
SHE KEEPS SENDING ME KISSY FACE EMOJIS WHAT DO I DOOO
Andy:
Wow
This relationship is going faster than we thought
Have you thought about, maybe, sending kissy faces back?
Cissy:
For once I agree with Andy.
Andy:
That
My life's mission has been accomplished
YOU ARE READING
AMONG US (BELLAMIONE)
HumorSummary: Bellatrix vents in front of Hermione in Among Us. ...but why is she not reporting her? BY Eccentric_Reader on AO3