Okay sorry guys but I'm gonna Interview Rocky

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So i'm back again interview Rocky. So she can be more solid and not flat. So here is how this interview went down.

me-so rocky how are u

rocky- ughh fell and hit my head

me-oh pity pity

rocky-yea i know. so um, are you a math expert.

me- hey hey hey. i'm the mother here! I will be asking the question k.

rocky- oh my mother! she's like so not with me these day.

me- of couse no duh, u go 2 a boarding school.

rocky-what is a boreding school. Is it a school where they bore children."

me- how the heck did she get in w.c.a. and ur r like .....ugghhhh!

rocky- huh? what were we talking about.

me- forget it. So how are u nd mason as friends

rocky- we're pretty cool but like carmen is like buddy budy with him.

me- yea, talk about carmen,whats with her and you?

rocky- i don't know. I thought we were, were, bestfriends you know

me- i'll be ur new bestfriend

rocky- Really! rEAlly omg! yay!

me- sike! Ur pretty annoying

rocky-u got a problem

me-yea i do, u

rocky- well do something about it

me- great idea i will

*Ms. Doodoobutthead replaces Rocky's name*

*turns Rocky Fat*

*Cutts off all her hair*

me- I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHE!

Ms. doodoobutthead- sorry, i really sorry change me back

me- oh okay, but u gotta lick my shoe!

Rocky- thanks for changing me back but why do i gotta lick ur shoe

me- becuase i told u so

rocky- huh u suck u know

me-thanks......but remeber no attitude, cuz remeber--------

rcoky- YOU GOT THE POWER!

Me- yea, yea i do

rocky- so

me- yea okay so what about u and simon

rocky- simon, hes so sweet.

me- aye. aye. wow.

rocky- yea wow!

me- he's pretty cute

rocky- he's mine

me- calm down, take down the defense wall, unpop the bubble, unsnapp the snappy attitude.

rocky- what are u gonna do now, turn me into a pig

me- no, why would i do that pigs are smart, and you're well....

rocky- beautiful

me- more like stupid

rocky- rude

me- so....

rocky- u r rude

me- shuttup

rocky- no

me- shuttup

* zips rocky's lip*

rocky- unsip my pip ( Unzip my lip)

me- what?

rocky- u r oh pivil. unsip my pip. ( You are so evil. Unzip my lip)

me- what?

rocky- i ped poo unsip my pip pu sivil peeny  ( I said to unzip my lip, you evil meany.)

me- lol u peeny

rocky- i ped poo unsip my pip pu sivil peeny ( I said to unzip my lip, you evil meany.)

me- i know what u said but this is just so halirious. Dance like there was no tomorrow.

* rocky starts dancing*

me- hahahahahahahaha . you can't dance

rocky- po. (so.)

me- well i'm gotta go.

* Leaves and turns off all the lights, while rocky is dancing like a kangoroo on hotsand with a lips* zipped.* Don't worry by the next chapter, she'd be okay. I think.

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