Stepank and Lois get into a car crash.
Lois: OMG!!! BIG OBESE GREEN! and stepank i guess... NOOO HOW WILL I GET HOME????
Stepank: IM LITERALLY DYING PLEASE GET HELP.
Lois: OK!!! WHERES HELP!
Stepank: OMFG YOU IDIOT JUST USE YOUR PHO-
Before Stepank can finish her thought, Lois runs away.
Lois: I forgot, why am i running again???
In the distance, Lois sees these four kids. One of which, has a fat ass.
Lois: Damn that bitch has a fat ass, lowkey jealous... Lets go find out her secrets!!
Lois runs up to the group.
Cockins: Hey look, its lois from school.
Lois: Hi do I know you??
Cockins: All of us besides Broke Sheeran are in your class...
Lois: Oh ok. Anyways! Damn girl you got a fat ass!
Mucas: Who me Lois ;)????
Lois: Do I even know you???
Mucas: Wow rude.
Juicy J: Ugh- everyones always commenting on my abnormally gianormous badonkydonk!! God why do you curse me with this life.
Lois: Curse???? people pay for that ass?
Juicy J: Its heavy. Also Im a dude and my names Jace.
Lois: Ok Juicy Jace, or rather, Juicy J ;))). So sweetass areyou doing anything later.
Juicy J starts crying, shiting, and farting away.
Broke Sheeran: You guys wanna hear me sing A Team?????
Everyone: NO!
The four look up into the sky and sees Juicy J falling from the sky like an "ass"troid.
Juicy J: This is what you get for hitting on my gargantuan assetts!! >:000
The crowd screams and runs away, but before they could find shelter. The earth explodes, killing all humanity exept some humaninity.
Scientist Celery: I found some DNA examples of a few VIP people, but unfortuantely not all from this school could be recovered :(.
Lead Scientist Jaeson: Thats all right Celery, we can restore most life on this new planet Veronica found called "Planet Earth 2!"
Scientist Poopy: Really? Planet Earth 2???
Scientist Stinchfield: *singing* We are doing the best we can!!! *rainbow glitter*
Lead Scientist Jaeson: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! *hits mic* ok V, were throwing down the teleporter.
Scientist V: Alright, transmitting signal. Scientist Dr. Kurtdawg hit the power.
Dr. Kurtdawg: On it!
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