The Music Freaks (TMF) Incorrect Quotes ⭐️!

🧡 Part 2 🧡

(Note: these all take place before ep.9. None of these are cannon, especially the ships.)

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Zander: That's not funny.
Milly: I thought it was funny.
Zander: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Jake: You're drunk.
Drew: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Jake.

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Stacy: Hey Luke?
Luke: Yeah?
Stacy: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Luke:
Luke: ...What.

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Milly, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Sean: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Jake: Are we fighting or flirting?
Zander: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Jake: Your point?

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Hailey: So Lia, my love, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Lia: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Hailey: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Lia: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Hailey: A whole potato?
Lia: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Hailey: These just look like big slabs of black.
Lia: Because that's what they are!
Lia: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Hailey: These are just chocolate chips?
Lia: They sure are!
Lia: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Lia: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
Hailey: ...

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Drew: I trusted you!
Zoey: Why?

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Daisy: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Jake: But did I make you cry?
Daisy: *cries on the spot*
Jake: ...Shit.

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Zander: I'm sad.
Jake : Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Jake : And das not good.
Zander: *flips the table*

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Elliot: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Stacy: 'Prettiest Smile'
Daisy: 'Nicest Personality'
Zoey: 'Most likely to attempt murder'
Milly: 'Least likely to attempt murder, but most likely to kill someone'

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Luke: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Zander: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Luke: ...
Luke: You mean ring bearER, right?
Zander: ...
Luke: Look me in the eyes and tell me you did not bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Milly: Wow, Sean, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Sean: We literally made out together yesterday.
Milly: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Zander: Pros and cons of dating me.
Zander: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Zander: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Sean: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Jake and I are dating.
Jake , Milly, Luke, and Zander: *gasp*
Sean: Jake , why are you surprised?!

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Liam: *angrily presses Henry against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Henry: ...
Henry: Are we about to kiss-

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*Zander is telling a story*
Drew: Wow, Zander, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Lia: Romance?
Drew: I have a crush on him.

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*playing twister*
Jake: Right hand red.
Jake: *ends up on top of Drew*
Drew: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Jake: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Elliot: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Jake: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Elliot:
Jake: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Milly: We know what you meant.

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Stacy: We're having a moment, aren't we?
Zander: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Drew: Hailey, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Hailey: Zander, Drew wants you to get out of the house.

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Stacy: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Sadie: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Jake: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Henry: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Jake: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Lia: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Lia: Would you like me to tutor you?
Zoey: That was smooth.

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Henry: Hey, Drew, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Drew: Yeah.
Liam: And you, Jake?
Jake: Umm... yes?
Henry & Liam: Great! Because we're not. You two go out without us. Enjoy your date!
Jake: Did they just-

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Thank you for reading part 3! I really enjoyed making it :p
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-Tish