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💜 Part 5 (Drake Special) 💛

So someone asked for a Drake special, and I ❤️ Drake so uh, here it is. If anyone has any other ship requests comment it below!

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(Note: these all take place before ep.9. None of these are cannon, especially the ship.)

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Jake: Are you ready to commit?
Drew: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Drew: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Jake: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Drew: Holy shit-

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Drew: Jake is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Milly: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Liam: Tackle him!
Zander: Dump him.
Henry: Kick him in the shin!
Jake: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Henry: Go talk to him!
Drew, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Liam: What? So you go tell Jake he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Drew: He could hear me.

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Jake: Bro-
Drew: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Drew: We we're kissing just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Drew: I owe you one.
Jake: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

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Daisy: Awww! Do you have a crush on Drew?
Jake: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Drew, I just think he's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Jake, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Drew: Is something burning?
Jake, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Drew: Jake, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Jake: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Drew: I bought you a Chocolate Heart.
Jake, already crying: You did?

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Zoey: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Jake: *raises hand*
Drew: *puts their hand down*

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Jake: That's ridiculous, Drew doesn't have a crush on me.
Henry: Yes he does.
Liam: Yes he does. 
Drew: Yes I do.

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Drew: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Jake: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Drew: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Zander, on a walkie talkie: This is Zander, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Drew: I asked Jake out.
Zoey: Oh, I'm sorry.
Drew: Why?
Zoey: Well, I assume he said no.
Drew: No, he said yes.
Zoey: Really? Then I'm sorry for him.

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Jake: *yawns*
Drew: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Jake: Then you must be exhuasted.
Lia: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Drew: Jake kissed me!
Henry: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Drew: It was unbelievable!
Liam: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Henry: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Liam, get the wine and unplug the phone. Drew, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Drew: Oh, it ended very well.
Liam: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Henry: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Drew: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Liam: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Drew: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Henry and Liam: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Jake eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Milly: Tongue?
Jake: Yeah.
Milly: Cool.

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Ok that's all for today! Sorry I didn't post yesterday, school restarted and my holidays are over 😭.
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-Tish ❤️