a very wholesome romantic adventure between a mysterious ogre and a rejected female.
"im never gonna give you up." y/n quietly muttered.
"Oi mayte ye gud?"
"JAYWHYPERSONIFICATION?????" i said. Jaywhypee was standing by the door with an angry expression.
"Y/n," he falls to his knees. "I underestimated your talent. You can bring big bucks to the company. Will you take me back?"
"y/n?" shrek says in a whisper. When i turned to face him he had black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, a black long sleeves shirt with a nirvana t-shirt thrown over it, and his black hair parted to the side with his bangs hanging over one side of his face.
"Oh no, shrek!" I say.
"Who's this?" jaywhyproblematic says.
"You're EMO??" I say to shrek. He shrugs sadly.
"If you want to take this mosquito back that's fine. I'll be back at my swamp."
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"Shrek noar!" I take his hand before he can leave the room.
"y/n it's okay." he says, his eyes well with tears.
"Noar," I whisper. I'm crying now.
Shrek turns to leave. I roundhouse jaywhypaparazzi in the face and knock him out unconscious. I run up to shrek.
