That was the best night of my life. We sexed so hard that my left toe fell off. Afer we finished God had left and went back to heaven with his homies that i revived for him (THEY DON'T KNOW HE'S GAY.)
*BRING BRING*
My phone was ringing, it was God i answered, " Hey bb wanna round two?"
"I'M PREGNANT AND INSTEAD OF 9 MONTHS IT'S BEEN 9 HOURS I'M IN LABOR IN HEAVEN RN"
"DW BB I'M COMING" after a pause i continued, "FOR YOU"
I grabbed my sexiest clothes to impress my impregnated hook up and ran to heaven"
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