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𝑯𝒆𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒚𝒔! 𝒊𝒎 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒏𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒆🥺🥺🥺 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒀/𝑵 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆! 𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 4'0 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒊𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝑼𝒘𝑼
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I walked into class and saw him my crush his name is Jake but I call him Jakey wakey cakey wakey gakey wackey kee kee caca he he ha ha woo woo he ha wjwjamak anyways I wanted to talk to him so I walked over but tripped and he caught me I freaked out! I started screaming and said the first thing that came to mind "WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND UWU" I said looking him in his eyes Jakey wakey cakey wakey gakey wackey kee kee caca he he ha ha woo woo he ha wjwjamak was 9'0 so he was pretty tall he said "Yes baba girl" in his deep raspy voice 🥺 and me and Jakey wakey cakey wakey gakey wackey kee kee caca he he ha ha woo woo he ha wjwjamak started dating but I started getting bullied so I went up to the roof and sung this song

Jakey wakey cakey wakey gakey wackey kee kee caca he he ha ha woo woo he ha wjwjamak came up to the roof as I became the ultra fire unicorn bear rabbit chicken cat dog fox raccoon princess Jakey wakey cakey wakey gakey wackey kee kee caca he he ha ha woo woo he ha wjwjamak revealed he was the alpha wolf bad boy grrr UwU and he killed my bullies
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I'm going to kms this was a joke- I'll never to a x female reader 🐵 but I was mocking all those people who make female readers Y/N a sterotype- but anyways you'll be back to your regular chapters lol-𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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