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"psst psst jay jay wake up" " huh whadoyouwantt" "can i wear yo shirt " hmm? " can i wear yo shirt " "mmh yeah"
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"WHO TOLD YOU TO WEAR MY SHIRT " I scream " you said I could wear it " my lil brother says
" NIGGA no i didn't you lying like a bitch " i yell at this dumb ass nigga cuz who the fuck told him to wear my shit he could have at least asked " yell at my son again im gone yell yo ass and jd wear his shirt without his permission again and im gone wear yo ass " my momma say walking into the kitchen " pause " my sister say following her looking up from her phone.
" yall kids always making something sound gay" my momma say shaking her head making breakfast " well mommy saying you gone wear somebody " Jaylen says looking at me " ass" i say saying the cuss word so she doesn't say it " is kind of gay " she finishes it off" mmh you better not cuss because if you did it would have been yo " my mommy looks at me " ass" " I'm gone be tearing up " " GAYYY" Jayden says laughing " but no for real mommy i did ask him and he said yeah " he says getting serious " nigga stop capping " i say rolling my eyes while grabbing orange juice out the freezer " i got proof " Jayden says while pulling out his phone
" can i wear yo shirt mmmh yeah " i hear from the phone " oh ok " Jayden says while whipping fake dust off MY shirt " man nigga fuck you that's why yo mommy bald head "i say drinking my juice " unt uh he meant tah say yah bald headed ass papi " my momma say chuckling while putting some bacon eggs grits ,and butter bread on a plate
"here yo luh funky ass go " " thank you mommy " i say while cheesing "why he get the first plate ? i coulda sworn it was youngest to oldest " Jayden says furrowing his eyebrows. "mmcht boy get out my face im fixing yo food right now " "aggravating ass" i hear her say as i chuckle " that's what i like to hear " jayden says while shaking his head up and down. im done fixing yo plate lil boy " my momma says putting the plate on the table " MmMHH keep it up and you might not be living in a home " Jayden says while eating the cheese grits "boy don't play with me id rather go live in a home than live with yo black ass " my momma says while fixing Jaylen plate
"And Jaylen put that damn phone up before I take it "" yes ma'am "jaylen says "she always Tryna tell somebody to get off the phone when she be on the phone with ha loud ass friends 24/7 with ha baldhead ass " she say whispering in my ear . I start laughing like it aint no yesterday i think that's how it go " bruhh you funny as hell " I say still laughing
" but ill see you later i gotta 'dip on you niggas ' or whatever city girls said " " nigga bye its ' imma show you bitches how tah pimp a nigga make em think you love em take his money then you dip on niggas" Jaylen says acting like she in a edit " ok i didnt ask for the whole song " I say rolling my eyes as i get a message