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𝐼𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒾 𝓈𝓂𝒾𝓉𝒽
As i walk past another building it starts to sprinkle i look in my purse to find my umbrella.
" huh i guess i didn't put it in there today" 'hmm that's weird i never did that before.'
Realization hits me...
" FUCK the weather man said it would be sunny " i run to the nearest convention store and get under the store drapes " hey you can't stand there and not buy anything get off get get " the old man that owns the store says hitting me with a broom " Ok ok damn ill buy something " i say going into the store
As i walk into one of the store isles i see a man and boy was this nigga fine i look down at what im wearing 'oh hell nah i look like somebody dead auntie i got to go ' i walk fast towards another isle " aye girl you left yo " i hear the man say as i walk away i don't even care what it was i was NOT Finna go back looking like the principle from Matilda "YO PHONE" what this nigga just say oh hell no i stopped and turned my big black jimmy neutron looking ass back around . there's 100 things i would do but leaving my phone was most definitely not one i walked my ass back to that nigga " here yo phone " he says handing it to me " thank you " i say embarrassed as the absolute fuck i was finna turn around until he said
" i was gone use a pick up line but shawty you look like my uncle" his goofy looking ass said laughing his ass off right in my face " thats not even funny yo bowlegged ass " i say straight facing the fuck out of this dirty ass bum ass nigga
'i don't care if i just called him fine he ugly now ' "now if you excuse me i gotta go grocery shopping " i say rolling my eyes ' bro we at a convince store and you talking bout grocery shopping you aint getting shit but off brand shit " he say 'damn he right but ion really even gotta go grocery shopping ' " boy i do not care " " oh you one of those" he say cackling like shit was funny " one of what " i say not getting the joke " oh you broke broke you so broke you looking for turkey in the convince store " he say laughing " el o el so funny I'm laughing so loud"
"i know you is" he say smiling 'gahhhh damn he fine' " man i didn't even have to go grocery shopping" i say rolling my eyes " oh i know you don't look that broke " he say chuckling " nigga go akeke somewhere else " "ok uncle ed " " ni" i say Tryna hit him "bye unc ill see you somewhere " he say running outside. i smile as i watch him run outside oh shit i forgot its
" RAINING" he say running back inside " AHHHHH" i scream laughing running around" yo dumb ass" i say still cackling " ahhhh ha you thought that shit was funny" he say straight facing me " yes nigga " i say Tryna catch my breath from laughing and running " Mann" "GET get you not buy anything GET GET " the store owner says hitting us with the broom " chill pops " " is that you scooby ?" yes pops " "oh..."the old man says walking away " hold on that's yo grandpa ?" i say wide eyed " hell no i just be saying that " he say like it was nothing " nigga what " chill i was just playing that is my pop" he say laughing
" I'm Finna get me some snacks " i say reaching for the Cheetos " of course you would get hot Cheetos " black stereotype? are you saying that just because im black means that i have to get hot Cheetos?" " nigga im black to but you know you was gone get sum hot Cheetos" he says grinning at me .he right i was but now I'm Finna get some regular Cheetos " no i wasn't i was gone get sum regular Cheetos" i say grabbing them off the shelf. " mmh you know you wasn't Finna get them " he says smiling
"Go get me a cart " i say walking away "yes sir" he said walking away. when he come back he put the Cheetos back on the shelf and get some hot Cheetos " you know you want them " he say smiling i roll my eyes and grab some nerd ropes and skittles " can you get me ah sprite?" he say Tryna look cute " yeah i thought you was getting what you wanted already" " oh i was i was just Tryna confirm that you was paying " he say putting the sprite "boyyy" i say rolling my eyes
we got a couple more snacks and went to the register i told him to put everything on the counter cause if im paying he Finna do all the work i see a umbrella from the corner of my eye so i go grab it and put it on the counter "papa ring this stuff up for us please" he says smiling "ok scooby " "why he call you scooby? he must be Tryna say goofy "i say laughing " L joke " he says straight facing me . after he rings me up yall go outside under the drapes and sit down on the floor watching the rain *flick* you look to the side to see him lighting a wood " these snacks finna be hella good " he says smiling at me " yep yap " i say grabbing it and hitting it. after about 7 hits you finally grab the hot cheetos " i knew you wanted them " he says cheesing extra hard
" You right i did " i say smiling at him "i just didn't want you to be right " i say putting my head against the wall" want some?" " hell yeah " he says snatching the bag out of my hand " you don't got to snatch " i say chuckling while grabbing a nerd robe and chewing it " gimme a bight " "huh lil boy " i say handing it to him " eating all my snacks you aint even touch yours "
we sat there for a while enjoying each other's company. after a while the rain stopped " uggh " he grunts getting up .when he gets up he hands his hand to me and i grab it " thank you " i say grabbing his hand and getting up " your short " he says after a couple seconds of silence his eyes get wide " wait how old are you i am not Tryna catch a case " he says " nigga im 16 " " whew boy i thought i was Finna catch a case but uhm bye..."he says walking back into the store ' bye " i say walking away ...
