Baddies of the BAU
Y/n: so which one of you fuckos has a death wish hm? 🤨 speak up, speak your truth
Derek: whats going on?
Rossi: lol hope you're okay kid
Y/n: THAT DOES NOT MEAN LOTS OF LOVE SHUT THE FUCK UP ROSSI 😃
Rossi: oh sorry
Y/n: wait no I'm sorry someone fucking spilled a shit ton of ink all over my paperwork and said nothing about it?? I'm panicking
Emily: NAH WHO TF DID THAT YOU SERIOUS RN????? 🔪 🔪
Y/n: was it you? Please be honest I'm fucking stressed
Hotch: I'll print you out more, Y/n, don't stress about it accidents happen you're okay
Emily: I'm on my lunch break babe I swear it wasn't me
Reid: ..oh 🤸🏻♂️
Y/n: what.
Reid: I thought it was that disappearing ink I must've got it confused with actual ink.. I'm sorry.
Y/n: 😐 I hope your fucking kitchen burns down again but instead your whole apartment engulfs in flames you fucking twink
Hotch: Oh.
Derek: damn you know it's serious when Reid gets made fun of💀💀
Y/n: nah I ain't making fun of his string bean self I'm straight threatening him
Emily: I'm laughing I'm sorry 💀😭
Reid: How am I a twink.
Y/n: you want me to put you on blast rn?? 😐🤨
Reid: nevermind.
Emily: HELP THATS SO FUCJING FUNNY YOURE JOKING RN AHAHA 🤠😭 WTF
Derek: 😳🧐 hm.... sussy....🤪😹😹😹😹😹
Hotch: come to my office I got you more paperwork, y/n
Y/n: loml omw rn
Emily: LOML HUUUHHHHHH ???????????
Garcia: omg :0 !!!!
Y/n: Oh uh I meant lol dumb autocorrect stupid phone ugh 😑
Derek: 😨😨 omg I knew it
Y/n: ah ha ha you're so sexy Derek wym
Derek: NAH YOU LITTLE MANIPULATER. YOU AINT SLICK YOU PULLED THAT SHIT WITH PRENTISS TOO 🤨🤨😹👎🏾
Emily: ^ NO BC THEY REALLY FUCKING DID
Y/n: loml means lots of milf love duh ❤
Hotch: that wouldn't even make any sense remotely in the context you used it in
Y/n: Aaron shut the fuck up rn challenge ☺☺
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
