Camera man: speak!
Take man: marker!
Director: and action
(Apology scene, blitzo sitting next to the vent, blit blitzo accidentally gets his horns caught in the cap)
Blitzo: hehehe...a little help please?
(Continues yanking, cut to rescue scene with cast in vent)
Rex: what're we gonna do buzz?
Utility buzz: use your head!
(Cut to Rex used as a battering ram)
Rex: but I don't wanna use my head!
(Hit vent cap but slam into and fall over)
Rex: ow!
(Toy barn scene, zooming out of inanimate buzz but accidentally burps)
Buzz: whoo! I don't remember eating that!
Director: cut!
Buzzes: I can't believe it! That's the 5th time! What roll is that guy in?
Buzz: sorry everyone! I had a big burrito for lunch. Okay I'm alright now. Sorry
(Cut to mrs potato loading up husband)
Mrs potato head: I'm lacking you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes just in case. And if ya get hungry, here's some cheese puffs. And a key. I dunno what it's for but ya never know
(Cut to reunion scene with moxie shooting at blitzo but accidentally makes blitzo fall straight to a wall)
Blitzo: next take...use smaller bullets mox... good I think ya pulled a muscle
Moxxie: (v.o) sorry! Take two everyone! Hah! Man I'm so sorry...
(Cut back to mr potato)
Mrs potato: and a golf ball, if you have time for golf, and a plastic steak, and a rubber ducky, and a yo-yo!
(Cut to road scene)
Buzz: who's behind?
Slinky: mine
(Back end catches up and sits down)
Director: alright cut, good take!
(Bottom stands back up)
Slinky: what good acting! That was a great take! Your such a cute little bottom
(Runs butt talking in baby talk with Rex walking away| cut to ending scene)
Wheezy: in fact, I think I feel a song coming on!
(Mile throws microphone but hits side instead)
Wheezy: me mike I'm so sorry! Did I hurt your equipment? You gotta aim at my flipper I'm not a very good catch. Yeah I'm ready for another take
(Take too but like thrusts so hard wheezy swallows squeaker)
Wheezy: oh no! Oh no I think I swallowed my squeaker!
(Back to mrs potato head)
Mrs potato head: and an extra bouncy bouncy ball, and some extra teeth, be careful they chatter
(Teeth chatter making me potato head jump| cut to buzz walking down buzz aisle but sees woody in one box making funny faces)
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Helluva toy story
FanfictionIt was a typical day for moxxie and Millie, but suddenly a strange portal sucks them up from their world and now are stuck as action figures in a world where toys come to life when humans aren't around. Now stuck in these forms, the two imps must le...