Bloopers

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Camera man: speak!

Take man: marker!

Director: and action

(Apology scene, blitzo sitting next to the vent, blit blitzo accidentally gets his horns caught in the cap)

Blitzo: hehehe...a little help please?

(Continues yanking, cut to rescue scene with cast in vent)

Rex: what're we gonna do buzz?

Utility buzz: use your head!

(Cut to Rex used as a battering ram)

Rex: but I don't wanna use my head!

(Hit vent cap but slam into and fall over)

Rex: ow!

(Toy barn scene, zooming out of inanimate buzz but accidentally burps)

Buzz: whoo! I don't remember eating that!

Director: cut!

Buzzes: I can't believe it! That's the 5th time! What roll is that guy in?

Buzz: sorry everyone! I had a big burrito for lunch. Okay I'm alright now. Sorry

(Cut to mrs potato loading up husband)

Mrs potato head: I'm lacking you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes just in case. And if ya get hungry, here's some cheese puffs. And a key. I dunno what it's for but ya never know

(Cut to reunion scene with moxie shooting at blitzo but accidentally makes blitzo fall straight to a wall)

Blitzo: next take...use smaller bullets mox... good I think ya pulled a muscle

Moxxie: (v.o) sorry! Take two everyone! Hah! Man I'm so sorry...

(Cut back to mr potato)

Mrs potato: and a golf ball, if you have time for golf, and a plastic steak, and a rubber ducky, and a yo-yo!

(Cut to road scene)

Buzz: who's behind?

Slinky: mine

(Back end catches up and sits down)

Director: alright cut, good take!

(Bottom stands back up)

Slinky: what good acting! That was a great take! Your such a cute little bottom

(Runs butt talking in baby talk with Rex walking away| cut to ending scene)

Wheezy: in fact, I think I feel a song coming on!

(Mile throws microphone but hits side instead)

Wheezy: me mike I'm so sorry! Did I hurt your equipment? You gotta aim at my flipper I'm not a very good catch. Yeah I'm ready for another take

(Take too but like thrusts so hard wheezy swallows squeaker)

Wheezy: oh no! Oh no I think I swallowed my squeaker!

(Back to mrs potato head)

Mrs potato head: and an extra bouncy bouncy ball, and some extra teeth, be careful they chatter

(Teeth chatter making me potato head jump| cut to buzz walking down buzz aisle but sees woody in one box making funny faces)

(Teeth chatter making me potato head jump| cut to buzz walking down buzz aisle but sees woody in one box making funny faces)

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