Ezra, in a beach shirt: So sue me, It's January and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Celestia: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar
Celestia: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Ezra, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Celestia: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESED?!
Celestia: YOU USED TO BE MY HUSBAND
Ezra, now clutching his stomach and cry laughing: i had a cAsE of tHE monDAYS
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OC crackbook
FanfictionYes I'm joining this dead trend Welcome to my oc crackbook! This will include a mixture of headcannons, drawings, oc information, group chats and just general things these friends do. I hope you enjoy, I've been wanting to write this for a while! -P...
