[SATIRE] mario mpreg sad story roblox gacha life

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Mario and Endeavor loved each other so much. They were like soulmates, of the same soul, of the same mind. Of the same heart. They were in tune with one another. Then, one day, they fell in love.

"Mario, bb, the love of my life. I can't belive life has led up to this moment  ut,.. butn!!" Endeavor cried in a very cool and manly way as he feel don to his kness.

(No more effort, i;m purposefully making this shitty)

"Endeavior,," Mario whispered back his face fully red or bright red blush. "What is ti?' he go ask him with tears in his bright blue orbs

Eandivor went down on his kness, sinking into the floor, and clipped into the dirt like a gmod model being thrown around the map using a gravity gun. From whatever??? He pulled out a box. Like not an amazon box or a litter box, but a small little black box. It looked nice. It was not cat zisr

"Mraio,, I lvoe u so much!!!" he knelt down on his knees. "Will u mary me?" Endavro asked as he cried intensely as best song ever by one direction played in the background, which frankly, added to the atmosphere for the moment. Just amazing.

"Yes! I will!" Mairo said in happy-sad way and he did a thing where he took the ring and out it in his hand. And make a cool pose, he cried! "I love you endeavore!" he hugs and kiss the tall man

So cute!!

And then the two kissed and had a happy marriage the day after!! After the wedding they had a fun honeymoon at chuck e cheese pizzoarea! Freyd fazhbear was also there and it was so cool. Mario and Endeavir took pictures with the fnaf cast and went to their disney hotel.X$

Months later...

Mario POV

I woke up in the morning and went to the bathroom and omg! I found out iw was,, pregante!! I looked in the mirror and saw that...!! I was gegnant! It was oblivious so I decided to call Endeavor to tell him the news. I was so happy that I cried so much happy teares.

I went to the phone and called my deary poo love of my live!

I callee him and sad "Omg have u heard?"

"Yes."

"..."

"What?"

"I haven't even told you yet, what the hell?" Mario coughed like he was an old man. "Anyways,, have u hear indievore? Im preganent!"

"Omg!! Im so hapy 4 you amrio!" I hear he was crying so much. crying of happy tears!

"What are we gonna name it?" I asked endeavour deez nuts

"Adam if it's a boy and Vanessa if its a girl,," Endeavor replied

"Those are beautiful names..."

Months later...

ENDEAVOR POV

I cant believe it! Im gonna be a dad! Omg!

Endeavor get into car crash as he was driving to the hospital

MARIO POV

I was in hoptall eating hospital food when nurse come in the room.

'Endeavor is kill'

'no'

I was in shock.

I cant believe it...!

! YEAR LATER

Luigi and Bowser and Peach and Daisy were visiting Mario one day.

"Adam and Vanessa, such beautiful names!" Bowser told Mario.

Mario smiled. "They are,"

A single tear rolled down his cheek. And in the distant, in the badly photoshopped cloudy sky, Eandeavor was smiling as well.

What the hell.