[SATIRE] mario mpreg sad story roblox gacha life

A simple preface

Hello, reader. I sincerely apologize for what you will have to read in the following chapter. This story is a shitpost, crackfic, jokefic---whatever you call it these days, and I cannot apologize enough for what I have created.

And so, I created a whole preface to explain my actions and to tell you I'm sorry before we get down to business.

Why did I create this? I honestly have no clue, to be honest. That happens sometimes. You get ideas and end up writing them---but why? Why couldn't I have just said no to my whims?

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One, it's good practice. Two, I felt like challenging myself today.

(Why was it ye---)

Continuing along with my statement.

I am sorry. I apologize profusely.

Have fun reading, or not.