Dork Diaries- Janice's Diary

7 February, 2014

I hate MacKenzie like she's a rat.

Today she tried to be the friend thief.

She went to our table during lunch, twirled her hair, and was like, "Zoey, wanna come? You look fab today... hehehe!"

Of course, Zoey was AMAYZING!!

"No, Mac. I'm Nikki's friend and will never be yours."

I admire her so much. She's my type of Dr. Oz.

If you do watch his show, anyway.......

Then in the library, "Chloe, come over. We have guests for you. You're the next big thing."

Then Clo clo got all, "Hey, gurl! Don't EVER lie to me like that. No one takes me away from Nikki!"

Just kidding! :)

She was like, "What... did you just say..?"

"Is that a yes, I hear?" MacKenzie's voice rose.

"Yes... to being against you lip gloss addicted worms!"

Omg. I LOVE how she points everything out so accurately.

She definitely hates me because she was all Nikki during gym. We had to run laps but she was talking to Nikki.

"Hey, Nikki. Join me?" So Nikki gurl said, "No thanks, actually."

Then we just ran.

I could see MacKenzie mad at me, but she just pretended to have a leg cramp.

"Ooh, teacher... my leg... a cramp, do I need to go to the hospital?"

I was so mad I said, "I think you have the Mad cramp. You ought to get a life!"

There was so much drama today It'd take weeks for me to finish the entry. So short entry today!