Coffee~, athy~ and blackie!

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A/N : not me still caught in my hamilton phase.

Modern day coz why not

Athanasia :
So I tried telling the professor that blackie ate my homework, which did happen! But did you know what he told me!?


Lucas :
Wow, that's so interesting. Tell me about it.


Lucas(sips on his drink) :
Like never.


Athanasia(gasp) :
You know what I think? There is something, horribly, horribly wrong with your attitude.


Lucas(stands up) :
You know what I think?there's something wrong with my fucking drink.


Ijekiel on the counter(sighing) :
Yes sir, what is wrong....again.


Lucas(leaning on the counter cuz he's an alpha dragon werewolf with 69 wings and can do pushups using his nails) :
The coffee here is bad.


Ijekiel(not surprised) :
Please state the problem so we can fix it, sir.


Lucas(channeling his inner gordon ramsay):
Once again, the coffee is absolutely terrible, you drink this shit?


Ijekiel(giving up on life):
I do and I don't want to anymore, so how about you bring me on an actual good coffee shop later?


Lucas(mission accomplished):
Heck yeah.

We all know what happened

So they went on a date.

Then take a walk in the streets.

And ended up messy in the sheets.

Now go touch some grass ´ω'

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