The murder of Cabel Ernst

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When you and your friends wanted to drink but it ended into a bloody fight.


Group chat(Obelia cool kidz)

Ijekiel :
We need to get our parent's permission first before we drink.


Lucas :
Or.....we can just you know not say to them.


Ijekiel :
Not tell them*.


Ijekiel :
Absolutely not.


Athanasia :
Lucas you bad kid!


Jennette :
I have to tell my daddy and uncle, they didn't raise a liar!!!!


Helena :
I don't know my parents.


Helena :
They left me in the care of bears, I was raised by them and thought how to live a life in the jungle where violence reigns and I was force to kill against my will.


Helena :
Still, I cannot deny the beauty of the forest.


Athanasia :
STOPPPP!


Athanasia :
I literally just saw you with your parents on the mall last night


Helena :
THAT WAS


Helena :
A tearful reconciliation.


Lucas :
but I'm an orphan


Ijekiel :
Oh...


Ijekiel :
Well, you can be orphan of the year?

Lucas :
....

Lucas :
I fucking love you.

I will die for you.

I will kill everyone for you.


Athanasia :
Pls dont

Cabel :
wow orphan of the year? cobgratulations! Your parents will be so proud of you!


Ijekiel :
Congratulations*.


Ijekiel :
Wait...


Athanasia :
......


Jennette :
......


Helena :
.......


Lucas :
.......


Lucas :
I will end you.


Cabel :
Wait no!! I'am an orphansjsbsnj

Ijekiel :
I'm*.


Helena :
So about my parents....


Helena :
Can you like helped me? They were kidnapped by the mafia last night so....


Jennette :
What's mafia? Is that like bread? I absolutely love hopia!!

Ijekiel left the group.

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