Awkward: Seven

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thank you to @-cartahh for the great banner on the side! i was so surprised when i saw how perfectly it fit with this chapter. great minds think alike ;)

                                                      • SEVEN 

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BlakeTheDawg: SOS

BlakeTheDawg: 911

BlakeTheDawg: 69 69

BlakeTheDawg: Answer you fucker!!!

StrictlyDickly69: DAFUQ! u made me cut my leg shaving. u owe me a ron weasley bandaid.

BlakeTheDawg: You mean my Harry Potter bandaids that are more than likely to be at the bottom of my house's ashes along with MY HARRY POTTER SHEETS

StrictlyDickly69: WUT

StrictlyDickly69: NOO

StrictlyDickly69: WUT HAPPENED

StrictlyDickly69: SOS

StrictlyDickly69: 911

StrictlyDickly69: 69 69

StrictlyDickly69: blake why aren't u answering!

BlakeTheDawg: Doesn't feel good to be ignored when there's an emergency huh?

StrictlyDickly69: u sly devil

StrictlyDickly69: u have my attention. now tell

BlakeTheDawg: Tell what

StrictlyDickly69: wut happened

BlakeTheDawg: To what

StrictlyDickly69: UR HOUSE JFC

BlakeTheDawg: OH YEAH

BlakeTheDawg: Storm

BlakeTheDawg: Rain

BlakeTheDawg: Flood

BlakeTheDawg: Mold

BlakeTheDawg: Bye bye house

BlakeTheDawg: AND WORST OF ALL WE'RE MOVING IN WITH MOM'S BF CHRIS WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-HIS-LAST-NAME-IS AND HIS 2 SONS

BlakeTheDawg: So I repeat

BlakeTheDawg: SOS

BlakeTheDawg: 911

BlakeTheDawg: 69 69

BlakeTheDawg: !!!

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