I'M NOW GONNA CONSUME THIS McCHICKEN (Quote Starter 9)

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"Okay, hear me out. Just Dance, but it's all emo music."

"You like jazz?"

"My asshole hasn't been the same since then."

"Attention seeker!"

"You guys are getting paid?"

"Well if it isn't 'daddy-issues' Tennyson! How ya doing cousin?"

"I wish those Star-Lord blasters were real."

"Unless what you're showing off is dope as fuck."

"Time to do some sketchy shit."

"I'm going through a 'menty b' right now. Be right back."

"That was fucking poggers!"

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