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Where did Surge come from pt. 2

*Note: there's a lot of running, so unless stated otherwise assume the characters are running. Well, I hope you enjoy it!*

At Super City

They have found Max on her morning jog, they're behind her

"We've found her." Darryl says rubbing his hands together

"Why do you sound like we're going to mug her?" Nani asks, concerned about what crimes Darryl is about to commit

"Who says we're not going to mug her?" Darryl asks, Nani just looks at him annoyed, not surprised

"So, do we just ask her?" Rico asks

"I don't see why not" Darryl shrugs

"Ok, let's do this."Sprout says

They all start trying to get her attention, all failing miserably though

"Max, can we ask you a question?!" Tick yells at her, which she just continues to jog(like the *sshole she is)

"Max, Max, Max!!!!!!" Rico yells

"Mother of Jessie, this is going to take forever. She won't listen to Rico's annoying pandering!" 8 bit grumbles angrily from Rico's shoulder(8 bit the parrot)

"MAX!",Darryl yells trying to get her attention,"Well this calls for violence."he says as he goes into his barrel and rolls at Max, who steps out of the way.

"Ughhhh this is getting us nowhere! MAX WE WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!!!!" Sprout yells

"Sprout, why don't you use your wall?" Nani asks, a bit condescending(Nani is surrounded by idiots)

"Oh, good idea!" Sprout says throwing a wall, which Max goes around

"Why is this so hard!?!?," Tick complains as he goes around the wall,"We just want her to answer a question!!!"

"This is why she's terrible." Nani says grumpily to herself

*Switching to where Surge is, for just a moment*

"Well this is a peaceful day." Surge says as he stands on a sidewalk, then Max runs by,"Oh hey Max, how's your morn-"

"MAX WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!!!" Tick yells as he and the rest of the robo gang chase after Max, running past a confused Surge

"What the?," Surge says to himself,"Max, I'll help you!" he yells joining the chase and starts shooting at the robo gang, everyone in the robo gang is now annoyed

"Oh great, it's Surge." Darryl says sarcastically, annoyed

"Is he going to act all hero again?" Tick asks

"Probably" Darryl answers, still annoyed

"Guys! Wait, I have an idea!" Rico yells as he's getting pelted by juice

"Ok, then say it." 8 bit snaps

"I'm going to throw you at Max." Rico says to 8 bit

"Wait, what!?" 8 bit says, alarmed at Rico's idea

"Yep, i know it's stupid!" Rico says as he hucks 8 bit

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU RICO!!" 8 bit yells as he's going through the air. As he was about to hit Max, she does a backflip and ends up kicking him in the screen, cracking it and sending him back a bit

"Well that failed, I'm sorry." Rico says as he stops by 8 bit to picks him up and starts running again

"Remind me to kill you later." 8 bit grumbles

"Ok" Rico replies simply

"Hey Rico!" Nani says

"Yeah?" Rico asks

"Throw me at Max." Nani says

"What?" Rico asks confused

"You heard me! Throw me at her!" Nani says determined

"But, why?" Rico asks, still clearly confused

"I know, but she's a bad influence on Jessie, she thinks it's a good and fine idea to let a child drink and sponsor an energy drink! She's rude, ignorant, and is just as bad an influence on children as Barley is! So, throw me." Nani says clearly pissed off

"Ok!" Rico says quickly and obviously terrified, and picks up Nani and hucks her at Max. This time it actually works, but now Nani is hanging onto Max as Max is still running, almost unaffected

"WHAT THE HECK!? Max didn't even notice that! How!?" Tick yells confused, Darryl shrugs

"Rico?" 8 bit says with a well frick look through his cracked screen

"Yeah?" Rico asks concerned 

"I'm pretty sure Max broke my anti-virus." 8 bit says

"Well f*ck." Rico says, panicking, he puts 8 bit slowly on the ground, and then runs. Surge runs past 8 bit confused

"Rico, where's 8 bit?" Darryl says as Rico catches up to him and Tick

"Virus 8 bit" Rico says quickly running ahead of a horrified Tick and Darryl

*The end I for now, I hoped you enjoyed this, I'd make fun of myself, but I'm lazy*