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Huey's POV

Excuse me everyone I have a brief announcement to me

Jesus was black Ronald Reagan is the devil and the government is lying about 9/11 thank you for your time and goodnight

after what I said in my dream the white people ended up rioting

I ended up waking up with a slap to my for head

Ow!

Mhm having that dream where you made the white people riot weren't you, grandad stated

But I was telling the truth!

How many times do I have to tell you, you better not even dream about telling  white people the truth, you understand me, he said shoot making white people riot

You better learn how to lie like me, I'm gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now.
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BOYSSSSS!!!!

would one of y'all like to explain this grandad said looking angry

You mean the orange juice or the mini skirt Riley said tired my while rubbing his eye

Which one of y'all drank the last glass of orange juice, that's the last food day supply of vitamin C what am I supposed to do about my vitamin C now grandad stated y'all need to start appreciating your grandaddy, I went and spent your inheritance on this beautiful house in this neighborhood and all I ask you to do is act like you got some class

What's class Riley asked me

It means don't act like niggas

Ah see there you go we don't say the N word in this house grandad said

But grandad you said nigga 46 time yesterday, I counted

Nigga hush, now you may not like it but I moved y'all out here to expand y'all horizons, there's a new white man out here, he's refine for example did you know that the new white man love gorma cheese

Wait I'm sorry did you say cheese

Yea cheese, you give the meanest white man a piece of cheese he turn into mister Rogers

Grandad that doesn't make sense

Don't you talk back to me boy

Grandad you can't tame the white supremacist power with CHEESE

OH YES I CAN

NO YOU CANT

YES I CAN

NO YOU CANNOT
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man how can someone so old say something so stupid

I know about white people too Riley said like when they talk they say the whole. word. like. this

Why did he move us out here, probably did it just to make us miserable I said

And white people take time out to study riley said

I hate this place

Annnd white people arrest you he said

Man, I spotted a car driving towards this house so I took the gun from riley to get a better view. Looks like the feds I stated running down the latter

I look out the window and saw a bald white man walking up to our door so I ran out of my room ready to attack with the gun

I'm looking for Robert Freeman
The guy said

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