These are My awesomely weird friends that take a HUGE part in this book!!
@lpbookworm484 @Mailesmily @Dragon-flakes @yidiotop @MoreThanAFeeling101 @just_pretending @Symbella @ImBeautifulDisaster @CatoriHinto @internal_scars
First chapter
And
This is how it all started.....
*says creepily* enjoy....
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*we're surrounded by alien space creatures that won't let us kill the king to take over the universe*
Me: "Mailesmily you take out the guard on the right with flying punches! just-pretending you take out the left with your space meteors! Yidiotop you get the middle with your laser guns! Dragon-flakes get the one behind you with a drop kick! Symbella get the two to your right with whirled punches! MoreThanAFeeling get the one flying above you with a flying kick! lpbookworm Get the three around you with sucker punches and knee kicks ImBeautifulDisaster get the five around you with your karate chops! Got it?! Good!
Symbella: Why don't we just attack them all at once?
Everyone: *mumbles in agreement*
Me: Fine if you want to do it the hard way. *sighs* ATTACK!!
Everyone: *attacks at once*
*five minutes later*
Alien King: Well I see you have made it here...
Me: Give over the universe or else!!
Dragon-flakes: Yeah! What she said before I cast a spell on you!
Mailesmily: Yeah you don't wanna mess with us our awesomeness might intimidate you...
Just-pretending: *mumbles* or at least my awesomeness...
ImBeautifulDisaster: Hey your not the only one with awesomeness here!
just-pretending: Well I have the most awesomeness!!
Dragon-flakes: NuUh! I have awesome awesomeness too!!
Yidiotop: So do I!
Symbella: Lima Neeson is awesome.
MoreThanAFeeling: He sure is... but so am I!
lpbookworm: Guys guys we all know that I'm the most awesome one here!
Me: everyone shush! Not now.... besides I have the most awesome of all awesome of awesomeness awesomeness of awesomeness..... Yeah that's right I just went there.
Alien King: You can have the universe I didn't want it In The first place! I just came here for the fries!
Everyone: *mumbles* oh OK then well if you say so
Symbella: I WILL KILL YOU! *grabs laser guns from Yidiotop* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yidiotop: Symbella, we don't have to kill him you know....
Dragon-flakes: Symbella. Symbella!! Get back here!
Everyone: *screaming for Symbella to come back*
Symbella: AHHHHHHHH IM GONNA KILL YOU THAN WE SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!! *trips over a piece of dust* own...
Mailesmily: *runs up to Symbella* You ok?
Symbella: yeah....
Alien King: Ahahahahahaha, stupid human don't think you can kill me! Liam Neeson isn't even good....
Symbella: *Gets up slowly* you shouldn't have said that...
Everyone: *takes 2818919443029810204946 steps back*
Alien King: AHAHAHAHA! What are you gonna do huh? Get lame Lima Neeson on me? Huh?
Symbella: That's it... *gets Dragon-flakes to conjure her up a giant soward* Say goodbye Alien King... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alien King: :O uh... I was just kidding I swear!!! please have mercy on me...
Symbella: I GIVE NO MERCY TO LIAM HATERS! *cuts alien king in half*
Alien King: *dies*
Everyone: *walks up to Alien King's body, bleeding purple gooey blood*
Yidiotop and Dragon-flakes: *pokes it*
Mailesmily and lpbookworm: *grabs handful of blood and molds it into heart shapes*
MoreThanAFeeling and ImBeautifulDisaster: *pokes it with sticks*
Symbella: *continues stabbing dead Alien King*
Me: *Sniffs it*
just-pretending: *licks it* hmm not bad..
Everyone: *tastes it* pretty good... delicious! Amazing! Wow why don't we have this stuff on earth?
Everyone: *eats Alien King*
Me: well that was good... So tacos?
Everyone: *mumbles in agreement*
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THE END!! Hope you guys liked it! And if you didn't then....I DONT GIVE A [this content has been deleted]!!!!
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Adventures Of The Unamed Crew
RandomThis is a book that makes you wish you were as awesome as me and my weirdly awesome friends that go on random awesome adventures! ! enjoy... *rubs hands together evilly* muhahahahaha.... MuHaHaHaHaHa...... MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
