Peach: *sigh* I can't believe this... I'm gonna have to try to pour tea into the cup with no hands...
Peach tried to pick up the tea-pot.
Peach: Oh come on... I... almost got it.
...
Peach: Yes, I got it! OK, now... slowly...
Then...
Toadsworth: Hey, Princess!!!
Peach: AHH!!!
*SMASH*
Peach: OH GOD-DAMMIT, TOADSWORTH!!!
Toadsworth: Sorry, there's no need to cry over spilt tea.
Peach: Eh? No, the saying is 'Spilt Milk'.
Toadsworth: Whatever! Look, it's 6:00pm and the bonfire festival starts in 1 hour. Have you finished your speech?
Peach: Yes, I have.
Toadsworth: And... there's been a change of plan.
Peach: What do you mean?
Toadsworth: Well, ever since your hands got blown up like Dynamite, I'm gonna have to light the bonfire.
Peach: OH HELL NO!!! I've been waiting for this for over a week and I'm not gonna wait until next year!!!
Toadsworth: Then, how are you gonna light it if you got no hands at all?
Peach: Then... I'll use my feet.
Toadsworth: Peach, that's ridiculous... How are you gonna do that?
Peach: Listen, we can't let the people know about this!
Toadsworth: What? Why?
Peach: Then, everyone will start having a panic-attack and there's gonna be chaos all over the Mushroom Kingdom.
Toadsworth: Well, you got a point.
6:55pm...
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SMG4 Fanfic: Peach's Accident
FanfictionIt's Bonfire Night and there's been a bit of a firework problem.