Chapter 3: The Bonfire Festival

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Peach: *sigh* I can't believe this

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Peach: *sigh* I can't believe this... I'm gonna have to try to pour tea into the cup with no hands...

Peach tried to pick up the tea-pot.

Peach: Oh come on... I... almost got it.

...

Peach: Yes, I got it! OK, now... slowly...

Then...

Toadsworth: Hey, Princess!!!

Peach: AHH!!!

*SMASH*

Peach: OH GOD-DAMMIT, TOADSWORTH!!!

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Peach: OH GOD-DAMMIT, TOADSWORTH!!!

Toadsworth: Sorry, there's no need to cry over spilt tea.

Peach: Eh? No, the saying is 'Spilt Milk'.

Toadsworth: Whatever! Look, it's 6:00pm and the bonfire festival starts in 1 hour. Have you finished your speech?

Peach: Yes, I have.

Toadsworth: And... there's been a change of plan.

Peach: What do you mean?

Toadsworth: Well, ever since your hands got blown up like Dynamite, I'm gonna have to light the bonfire.

Peach: OH HELL NO!!! I've been waiting for this for over a week and I'm not gonna wait until next year!!!

Toadsworth: Then, how are you gonna light it if you got no hands at all?

Peach: Then... I'll use my feet.

Toadsworth: Peach, that's ridiculous... How are you gonna do that?

Peach: Listen, we can't let the people know about this!

Toadsworth: What? Why?

Peach: Then, everyone will start having a panic-attack and there's gonna be chaos all over the Mushroom Kingdom.

Toadsworth: Well, you got a point.


6:55pm...

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