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The one with the chocolates

Tae
So I went and told him 'GET UR GRUBBY HANDS OFF OF MY GUCCI' but he kept touching it
ngl I got fed up with his shit

Jin
tae-
that was a police officer-

Namjoon
I was supposed to get a package today but I was kinda busy
did anyone bring it in?

Jungkook
I was outside all morning with tae trying to pry him off a cop...I didn't see it

Jimin
Me neither I went out for some food and I didn't see it

Hobi
Oh no! what if it got stolen or maybe amazon messed up- I didn't see it either!

Namjoon
Well there were my favorite chocolates inside
I guess I'll just buy new ones

Jungkook
Hobi said it was stolen..THE ONE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT 

Hobi
I was only guessing! and if I had stolen it you know I would have given it back..maybe-
I think it was tae!

Tae
How- you cant just say that

Hobi
yes I can because you stole it!
You were so done with the police officer that you just HAD to have soemthing to calm you down
so you saw the box and decided to take them for yourself!!

Tae
I- HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS IN THE BOX

Hobi
IDK U JUST CAN BECAUSE UR TAEHYUNG AND UR AMAZING!

Tae
WELL THANK YOU

Namjoon
we kinda got off topic here- so let me try again..
Has. anyone. seen. my. package.

Jimin
I have-

Jin
then why didn't you say anything

Jimin
because namjoon only asked if we brought it in. I didnt...but someone did

Namjoon
who?

Jimin
the hell if I know- I just saw it in the kitchen and left it alone..I didn't even know what was inside

Yoongi
This is probably a bad time to say that I ate them-

Namjoon
W H A T

Yoongi
yeah, I found the box in the livingroom and stole like 3 of them- but there was only like 6 or sumething left in there

Namjoon
thats weird..I ordered a pack of 42

Jungkook
namjoonie...I have something to confess..

Jin
Jungkook- you did not.

Jungkook
I did. I ate 34 chocolates.

Tae
only 34? then what happened to the other....

Namjoon
5

Tae
Yeah what happened to the other 4?

Hobi
He said 5- it's literally right there

Tae
mhm that's what I said. 4.

Jin
Kim Taehyung. 
what in the Jimin's non-existant jams did you do.

Jungkook
:0 he used ur government name

Tae
I ate one- BUT ONLY ONE so the other 4 are still a mystery

Namjoon
so what I'm hearing is...I should order new chocolates?

Hobi
I'll pay for it Namjoon. I may have eaten one :(

Namjoon
Honestly...I'm not surprised anymore-
anyone else eat the last 3?

Jimin
Yep. I ate one too- they were just so tempting 
plus there were barely any left 🙄

Jin
I ate two- but mine wasn't an accident.

Namjoon
w h a t -

Jin
Last time you bought chocolates you never gave me any so this was payback :)

Namjoon
fine I'll buy a bigger box this time for all of us 

Jungkook
I'll help pay Namjoonie!! 

Jimin
same here but you're only getting like 2,000 won from me

Tae
ugh fine Jimin said he'll beat my ass if I don't help out so you can take 5,000 won from my gucci fund T-T

Jungkook
:0 THE GUCCI FUND!!?!?!

Namjoon
Thanks guys but I can do it myself

Hobi
No. we all feel bad and we're going to make it up to you.

Namjoon
So we have 7,000 won from Tae and Jimin...kookie..?

Jungkook
I'll give you 100,000 won :3

Namjoon
y'all know the box of 150 chocolates only costs like 200,000 right?

Jin
I'll pay for the rest

Hobi
Yoongi? u gonna say anything?

Yoongi
Nah im good.

Jungkook
you aren't going to help pay!?

Yoongi
Nope. Namjoon said it himself- it's not even that much and either way it's just chocolates
why should I care -_-

Namjoon
well someones grumpy
thanks everyone just send me the money and I'll have the new box ordered by next monday.

Tae
....

Tae
Hey guys...The cop's back ;-;

Jin
DAMMIT TAE-

sorry it's so short I just wanted to post something now that I'm finally back!!

See y'all next time ^^