(sorry about the names I think from here on out it's just gonna be their real names/nicknames.)
Jin
It's 5pmHobi
and?Jin
and nothing bad has happened
thats not normalTae
eh just take it as a sign or somethingJin
Yeah sure....30 minutes later
Jin
I KNEW ITJungkook
Knew what?Jin
WHY ARE THERE 300 POUNDS(roughly 137 kg) OF BANANA MILK BEING SHIPPED TO OUR HOUSE
Namjoon
What do you mean by that?Jin
I just got a text saying "Your order is on it's way." and when I clicked the message it said I had bought 300 POUNDS of banana milkJimin
Jungkookie maybe? He loves banana milk that muchJungkook
NO I WOULD NEVER DO THAT plus if I did wouldn't put it on hyungs account!Namjoon
Are you sure? You screw up alotJungkook
No I don'tTae
Yeah you do. Remember when you bought a new pair of shoes and ruined them not even an hour afterJimin
or when you tried to eat a burger with chopsticksJungkook
to be fair that last time I was pretty drunk okay and the shoes had it coming for them!Jin
Uh huh well I still need to know WHO ORDERED SO MUCH MILK BECAUSE THIS "PURCHASE" WAS NEARLY 442,000 WON (400 USD) AND I AM NOT SPENDING THAT ON A CHILDREN'S DRINK...
Tae
Well it wasn't me because I'm saving up for new a new complete Gucci setNamjoon
And it wasn't me because I would never charge it to my precious Jinnie's accountJimin
Dont act all "romantic" HOW DO WE KNOW ITS NOT YOUNamjoon
HOW DO WE KNOW ITS NOT YOUJimin
Because I would never buy banana milk without making a pervy joke about bananas and their milk first.Namjoon
Fair enough, so the only ones left who could've done it are Yoongi, Jungkook, and hobi?Yoongi
Why the actual fuck would I buy 300 pounds of banana milk and HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HOBI IF DOING SUCH A CRIMEHobi
awww yoongi is a softie!! But it's not meeJin
I can believe..well all of that but JUNGKOOKJungkook
IT WASNT ME
Jin
Uh huh..sure except the message I received says that the account name is under "JeonJungkook69"
THATS YOUR USERNAMEin hobi and jungkooks secret chat
Jungkook
Hobi he's on to us! We gotta move operations!!
Hobi
I know...Luckily I prepared a Plan B
Instead of running the basement operation what if we do a stand! Like we're selling lemonadeJungkook
Oooh yes and we know armys wouldn't pass that upHobi
Exactly, so my plan is: Delete these messages, tell jin the truth (but dont include me), and then we continue to run it like nothing happened!Jungkook
Big brain. I like it.Hobi
Yup! And then all is well, you get more milk money, I get more sprite money, and everything is right in the worldback in the main boi chat
Jin
Jungkook? Answer meJungkook
Fine. You caught me. I was going to sell the banana milk in the basement for profit and then buy even MORE banana milk with that money.Tae
YOU WERE GOING TO DO WHAT WITHOUT MEE????!!!Jungkook
Yeah but I guess you caught me so I'll make the call to send back all the milkJin
Just like that?Jungkook
Yup!
Namjoon
Anyone else think thats kinda sus?
Yoongi
Sus? What-3 hours later
Jungkook
The goods are here, bring them around back and I'll go find a spot to put up the stand
Hobi
Okay, make sure to bring some disguisesJungkook
AffirmativeHobiOooooh are we doing like spy talk? Yay
Jungkook
Yeah I thought that's what we agreed on?
Anyways, make sure the hyungs don't find out about thisHobi
Of course!In namjins secret chat
Jin
So you do know they're still doing the banana milk plan right
Sorry this one was really short and crappy but I've been loaded with school work since the year is ending soon!
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FanfictionI wanted to make BTS Text stories like the videos on yt but on Wattpad instead sooo yeah! Enjoy. Thanxx to P. Parrapio (senpai...*ahem*) for giving me this idea!!