[Steve is online]
[Bruce is online]
[Clint is online]
Steve: Why is this happening?
Clint: I don't know, *cries* I don't know.
Bruce: Out of all the horror games in the world Loki had to choose Five Nights At Freddy's.
Steve: I never thought that a duck carrying a cupcake could be so scary.
Clint: It's a chicken and- OH CRAP, THE FOX IS OUT!!
Steve: AHHH SHUT THE DOORS!!!!!
Bruce: *shuts door*
Clint: We're gonna die!
Steve: No, we're not.
Bruce: Yes we are *cries*.
Steve: *slaps Bruce* Keep it together man!
Clint: Hey, wait a minute, we're The Avengers, we can beat these thes-
*Chica grabs Clint and pulls him out the door*
[Clint has logged off]
Bruce: *cries*
Steve : Bruce, listen to me. We are gonna get through this.
Bruce: No we're not, we're gonna die!
Steve: Why don't you just hulk out and smash these freaks.
Bruce: I, I can't hulk out.
Steve: Why?
Bruce: I'm too scared!
Steve: * slaps Bruce* Come on get angry!!
Bruce: Ow! Why u gotta slap me?
Steve: I'm trying to get you to hulk out!
Bruce: But why did u slap m-
*Bonny grabs Bruce and pulls him out the door*
[Bruce has logged off]
Steve: Well it's just me..................
........................
Steve: All by my self, don't wanna be-AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *spills drink that apparently he has been holding this entire time all over crotch*
[Tony is online]
Tony: HEY CAPISCLE WHATS UP?!?!?
Steve: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?
Tony: Oh my, I see that old age is catching up to you.
Steve: What?
Tony: You know I know a great doctor that can help you with those bladder problems.
Steve: *glares*
Tony:.............
Steve:..............
[Natasha is online]
Natasha: Hey guy- ooh........you OK there Steve? You're looking a little damp in the hamper.
Steve: I AM JUST FINE THANK YOU, AND I DO NOT NEED A DOCTOR OK!!!!
Natasha: ............
Tony: Don't take it personally Nat, he's just a little embarrassed. I mean it happens to lots of people when they hit a certain age.
Natasha: Oh yeah, I totally understand.
Steve: THATS IT, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE ME AWAY FREDDY!!!!!!
Tony: hmmm, I don't think he likes beggars.
Steve: You know what Ton-
*Freddy grabs Steve and pulls him out the door*
Tony: I stand corrected.
Natasha: Well now what?
Tony: We wait patiently.
[Liz is online]
Liz: Why is there a really cute boy running around faster than a bullet through the halls??
Natasha: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT??????
Tony: *gasps*
Liz: Wait, am I missing something here?
Natasha: It can't be.
Tony: *gasps*
Liz: *sigh* I'm gonna have to find out for myself aren't I??
Natasha: Oh my
Tony: *gasps*
Liz: Fine.
[Liz has logged off]
Natasha: *faints*
[Natasha has logged off]
Tony: *gasps*.....................You didn't see that coming.
[Tony has logged off]
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