Five Nights.... With Three Idiots

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[Steve is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Clint is online]

Steve: Why is this happening?

Clint: I don't know, *cries* I don't know.

Bruce: Out of all the horror games in the world Loki had to choose Five Nights At Freddy's.

Steve: I never thought that a duck carrying a cupcake could be so scary.

Clint: It's a chicken and- OH CRAP, THE FOX IS OUT!!

Steve: AHHH SHUT THE DOORS!!!!!

Bruce: *shuts door*

Clint: We're gonna die!

Steve: No, we're not.

Bruce: Yes we are *cries*.

Steve: *slaps Bruce* Keep it together man!

Clint: Hey, wait a minute, we're The Avengers, we can beat these thes-

*Chica grabs Clint and pulls him out the door*

[Clint has logged off]

Bruce: *cries*

Steve : Bruce, listen to me. We are gonna get through this.

Bruce: No we're not, we're gonna die!

Steve: Why don't you just hulk out and smash these freaks.

Bruce: I, I can't hulk out.

Steve: Why?

Bruce: I'm too scared!

Steve: * slaps Bruce* Come on get angry!!

Bruce: Ow! Why u gotta slap me?

Steve: I'm trying to get you to hulk out!

Bruce: But why did u slap m-

*Bonny grabs Bruce and pulls him out the door*

[Bruce has logged off]

Steve: Well it's just me..................

........................

Steve: All by my self, don't wanna be-AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *spills drink that apparently he has been holding this entire time all over crotch*

[Tony is online]

Tony: HEY CAPISCLE WHATS UP?!?!?

Steve: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?

Tony: Oh my, I see that old age is catching up to you.

Steve: What?

Tony: You know I know a great doctor that can help you with those bladder problems.

Steve: *glares*

Tony:.............

Steve:..............

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: Hey guy- ooh........you OK there Steve? You're looking a little damp in the hamper.

Steve: I AM JUST FINE THANK YOU, AND I DO NOT NEED A DOCTOR OK!!!!

Natasha: ............

Tony: Don't take it personally Nat, he's just a little embarrassed. I mean it happens to lots of people when they hit a certain age.

Natasha: Oh yeah, I totally understand.

Steve: THATS IT, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE ME AWAY FREDDY!!!!!!

Tony: hmmm, I don't think he likes beggars.

Steve: You know what Ton-

*Freddy grabs Steve and pulls him out the door*

Tony: I stand corrected.

Natasha: Well now what?

Tony: We wait patiently.

[Liz is online]

Liz: Why is there a really cute boy running around faster than a bullet through the halls??

Natasha: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT??????

Tony: *gasps*

Liz: Wait, am I missing something here?

Natasha: It can't be.

Tony: *gasps*

Liz: *sigh* I'm gonna have to find out for myself aren't I??

Natasha: Oh my

Tony: *gasps*

Liz: Fine.

[Liz has logged off]

Natasha: *faints*

[Natasha has logged off]

Tony: *gasps*.....................You didn't see that coming.

[Tony has logged off]

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 03, 2016 ⏰

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