Millie: "swaggity swag swag"
Me- "I find it hilarious that everyone wants us to make a decision right now about our futures while I struggle to decide what socks I want to wear,"
Christian: " why is it the only thing people remember about me is that I wore a dress?!"
Aysha - "birth certificates are like receipts, except you're not allowed to return the product"
Me - "I insult people, it's how I express my affection"
Jessica - after sprouting some creepy information- "careful Aysha, your stalker is showing"
Michael: "you're so heavy your splash attack does damage"
Millie: -after pronouncing the name José, Josie "well now I know J O is pronounced ho!"
Christian: "it's a Mexican name Millie..."
Imogen: -after not bringing a coat on trip to London, at night, in winter!- " I have adapted to the cold... Like a penguin!"
Me: "theatre was fun today, I got to choke Coral with a piece of ribbon"
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Ultimate quotes of the day
RandomA fun collection of always random, sometimes stupid and very occasionally profound things spoken by the people I know. Hopefully it will make you smile as much as it makes me
