Calum: guys stop
Luke: dude its okay we already knew what ur cock looked like haha
Ashton: rock out with ya sock out :D
Calum: STOP
Michael: when I find the bitch who did this ill chop off their vagina
Calum: Michael those nudes were for you...
Michael: uM
Michael: I WOULDNT DO THAT BABE U KNOW THAT
Calum: bby calm I know u wouldn't
Michael: good omf
Calum: it was over a year ago it's fine
Calum: its over im done with it
Luke: im on twitter rn and I-
Luke: .......
Luke: IM LAUGING SO HARD HOLY SHIT
Luke: GUYs
Luke: THE FANS ARE TWEETING CALUM SHRIMP EMOJIS OH MY FUCKING GOD
Luke: I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES
Ashton: #CALUMSBOOMERANGDICK
Calum: GUYS :(
Michael: u gotta admit that's pretty fucking funny babe
Calum: NOT U TOO
Luke: LMAO U POOR BOY
Calum: u know wahT LUKaS
Calum: at least it's big okYA
Michael: but Nicki got my dick DOWN lmao
Ashton: oh no
Calum: babe pls not again
Michael: A DUDE NAMED MICHAEL WHO USED TO RIDE MOTERCYCLES
Luke: *laughing emoji x10*
Michael: DICK BIGGA' THEN A TOWA' I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT EIFFEL
Calum: *sigh*
Michael: c'mon babe
Michael: I'M ON SOME DUMB SHHIIIIIIIIIIT
Luke: ......he can tell I ain't missin' no meals
Ashton: LUKAS
Luke: sorry bby
Michael: MY CLIFFACONDA DON'T
Michael: MY CLIFFACONDA DON'T
Michael: MY CLIFFADONDA DON'T
Michael: MY CLIFFACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT BUNS CALUM
Calum: jesus christ
Michael: babe im almost done
Calum: hurry pls
Michael: okay
Michael: *deep breath*
Michael: LIL' IN THE MIDDLE BUT U GOT MUCH BACK, CALUM
Calum: done?
Michael: yes
Calum: good
Michael: but u do gotta big ass though <3
Calum: thank you <3 :)
Luke: Ash why don't you compliment me with songs?
Ashton: um?
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Band Texts (5SOS) (Lashton & Malum) (BoyxBoy)
Humor5SOS trash with Lashton & Malum (but some c.a.l.m as well) hope you enjoy!
