Ashton: well that was fun lmao
Michael: how the FUCK was that fun????
Ashton: we got to see the fans, thats why!
Michael: WE ALMOST GOT TRAMPLED.
Calum: that’s the thrill babe
Luke: that one girl said I smelt like angels and I was pretty :D
Ashton: that’s cause u are bby <3 *heart-eyed emoji* *heart kiss emoji*
Calum: oh yeah what was that girls name???? June? I know it was like a season or month or something
Luke: I think it was… May?
Ashton: April?
Calum: … Summer?
Luke: AUTUMN! That’s what it was!
Ashton: oh yeah she was nice
Michael: yeah but she was really loud
Luke: lmao we’re loud too mikey
Michael: besides the point
Luke: I would hang with her tbh
Ashton: lol did u guys see that one girl almost lick Calums face
Michael: I’LL KILL HER
Luke: whoa guise step back someones jelly
Ashton: jellyfish jelly
Luke: like, SO JELLY
Ashton: *snaps fingers*
Luke: *laughing emoji x5*
Calum: bby calm
Michael: I AM CALM
Calum: no ur not
Michael: fuck u guys I’m gonna get pizza
Luke: oooh looks like someone needs to step out of the room to cool down
Calum: bby can u get me a baja blast from taco bell???
Luke: GET THE CINNABON BITES PLS
Ashton: YAAAS *praising emoji x3*
Michael: IM NOT UR BUTLER GO GET IT UR SELF
Calum: … *blank face emoji*
Ashton: oh shit
Luke: omg Asian eyes are back
Michael: …
Michael: bby I didn’t mean it
Michael: medium or large?
Calum: OH NO, DON’T WANNA BE A BURDEN FOR U
Luke: *laughing emoji x9*
Ashton: im laughing so harfsgd
Luke: DO U SEE MICHAEL’S FACE OMFG
Luke: MICHAEL IS SO WHIPPED LIKE
Luke: HE LOOKS LIKE A KICKED PUPPY JFC
Michael: SHUT UP
Michael: IM NOT
Calum: babe can u get some cinnamon bites too pls :)
Michael: the 4 pack or the 12?
Luke: OH M YGOFS D
Ashton: MICHAEFL CLIFTURD
Luke: OMG
Luke: CLIFTURD THAT’S AMAZING
Michael: SHUT UP OR NO TACO BELL FOR ANY OF U
Calum: except me
Michael: except calum
Luke: SERIYSLY OH MY FUCKSHIFN FHGFOD
Michael: SHUT UP HUKE LEMMINGS
Michael: I HAVE SO MUCH DIRT ON U LIKE DO U RLLY WANNA TEST ME RN
Ashton: why u gotta be so ruuuuuuuuuude
Michael: DON’T
Calum: so taco bell or
Michael: baja blast and cinnamon bites right?
YOU ARE READING
Band Texts (5SOS) (Lashton & Malum) (BoyxBoy)
Humor5SOS trash with Lashton & Malum (but some c.a.l.m as well) hope you enjoy!
